The Wilde Wedding Page #4
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- Year:
- 2017
- 95 min
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People getting divorced.
Whoa, OK. You're being a little bit
of a Debbie Downer here, alright?
What's...
What's your experience with that?
First love?
Let me give that some thought.
Dylan, Dylan, I'm still filming.
(WATER SPLASHES)
(SIGHS)
MACKENZIE:
Dylan.Girls, you know that crazy,
warm sensation you get
when you cross your legs
Well, the first time I had that,
the weirdo in me
But what would, o f course,
get tongues wagging around these parts
is that Dylan and I
are technically first cousins,
but first cousins once removed,
so there's, like, a three percent chance
our kids would have, like,
OK, the first-love question
was a bit leading
as Dylan and I have already kissed,
but it was last summer
and I haven't even seen him since.
Anyway, just...
it raises that age-old question.
You know, can you ever go back?
EVE:
That's exactly what I was thinking,though I think maybe a couple more here,
possibly another hydrangea.
- I think that'd be very nice.
- (CLEARS THROAT)
The last thing
I would call either of us is selfish.
In fact, the term "generous to a fault"
springs to mind.
But in this instance,
I suggest we put it to the vote
to keep our one solitary decanter
of liquid nectar
a secret from the vin ordinaire drinkers
and rendezvous back here
aprs le diner.
I second that motion and say aye.
Aye.
Harold and I will meet you back here.
Yes, Harold.
He's a fine-wine man, is he?
(MEDITATIVE CHANTING)
(RESUMES CHANTING)
(PHONE BEEPS)
(CONTINUES CHANTING)
(PHONE RINGS)
I don't wanna f***ing talk
to you, a**hole
F*** you
(RESUMES CHANTING)
(CLEARS THROAT)
(IN PORTUGUESE) So are you happy?
Go on, say it,
and I'll tell you what I think.
I think you're a liar.
Me? I'm fine.
- Hey.
- I'm fine.
Hey.
Moving right along.
In fact, you know what?
You know what I feel like doing?
I feel like making love right now.
I want a man to devour me
and kiss every inch of my naked body
until I am begging him
to f*** me hard.
How do you feel about that?
Well, guess what.
I'm looking at a guy right now.
And I can tell from his sh*t-eating grin
that he'll be happy to oblige.
Ciao.
MACKENZIE:
It will probably surprise you to learn
that Ethan speaks five languages,
Portuguese among them.
So he understood every word of Saf f ron's
phone call to her, quote, "grandma,"
and explains the grin
she was referring to.
ETHAN:
How about we go on a little ride?I got some delicious magic mushroom
chocolates. You up for it?
SAFFRON:
Mmm. Very naughty.( "JIMMY'S GANG" BY PAROV STELAR)
Half will get you really high. Easy.
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