
The Wilde Wedding
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- 2017
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YOUNG WOMAN:
So, what can I tell you about Eve Wilde
that you don't already know?
Well, for starters, she absolutely hates
being called Grandma or Grandmother
or anything with "grand" in it.
So she's just plain old Eve
to both you and me.
Oh, you probably do know
she's been married before, right?
But the only one you really need
to pay attention to is Laurence,
husband number one
and my personal favorite
because he is technically my grandpa,
but guess what.
I can't call him that either. Actors.
Eve and Laurence met in New York
where Laurence was studying
to be a famous actor.
And Eve wanted to be an actress,
but, well, you know
how that old chestnut goes.
Life's what happens
while you're busy making plans.
Laurence got cast
as the lead in this big comedy.
and he got Eve a part in it too,
which was super cool of him.
But when the film came out, all of the
reviews said, "Hello. A star is born."
But they weren't talking about Laurence.
By the time Eve was
one of the biggest stars in the world,
she and Laurence were exchanging
humorous divorce gifts.
to wear around her neck
she was coming.
A birdcage for Laurence so that
the next Mrs. Darling couldn't get away.
I'd say Eve is on the whole
what you'd call a positive person.
She says that her whole life has been
one long fairy tale and everything.
But I might just disagree with Eve here.
I might say in everything except love,
which, frankly, if you knew the family
would be considered the family "hurdle."
But all that was about to change.
MAN:
Like the lightningthat precedes thunder,
my eyes took in what my heart knew
an instant later,
that this was love.
Love at first sight.
YOUNG WOMAN:
So I'm making a filmfor Eve of the weekend.
It's my wedding gift.
And from prior experience,
I can say it'll have
a little bit of all the genres:
comedy, drama, musical
and, of course,
documentary, which is my forte
because I like to think
I ask the tough questions.
I bet it was the Swedish nanny
who jumped you when you were, like, 16.
- Excuse me?
- Mom told me.
She said that girl
was totally your type. Bad girl.
Oh, my God.
Mackenzie, that is so inappropriate.
Come on,
it was the Swedish nanny, right?
Actually, my first love was...
My first love...
MACKENZIE:
OK, so he's doingthis whole drum-roll thing
because deep down,
he wants to say it was my mom,
but instead he's just trying to think
of something funny.
That's my mom and dad
in this band they had.
Mom said there were a lot of guys
trying to get her attention,
but she only had eyes for him.
She said he wrote the most dreamy music.
Thing is, he still does,
just not for her.
My first love was a crme brle
that I had in the south of France
when I was 12.
You're so emotionally retarded, Dad.
- Thank you.
- (MUSICAL RINGTONE)
Alright, hang on.
- Hey, Jimmy.
- OK.
- But I got everything.
All of Harold's numbers,
bank accounts, loans, debts...
MACKENZIE:
My Uncle Jimmy has fallenin love, like, a gazillion times.
He says he's a romantic.
- Look.
- MAN:
Jimmy?MACKENZIE:
There he goes again.MAN:
Jimmy? Jimmy, you there?- Sorry. What? Sorry. Where was I?
- Having your suspicions confirmed.
Right, confirming my suspicion
that people who write serious novels
have a relatively small pot to piss in.
- Which is why this fucking prenup is...
- Dad.
- Hey, honey.
- Hi, Dad.
Your bus is very late.
Yeah, I know. I was on it.
Dad, this is Pink.
- Pink?
- Hey, dude.
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