The Week Of Page #3

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I still wish you would've worn mine.

I'm sorry, Grandma, I know. I just...

She's wearing her own dress!

You guys, I said I saw it.

And look at Isaac! Oh, my God.

I just wanna squeeze this head

till it explodes!

Oh, I could just pull his face off

and put it on my night table,

so I could see it before I go to bed!

You should've seen this one in the play.

He was phenomenal.

Oh, he was the only one you looked at

up there.

Wait a minute. This is amazing.

He was in a Broadway play?

No. In camp.

Oh, was it Juilliard camp?

No.

Was it a camp for theatrical children?

No.

It wasn't a special ed camp?

No. It wasn't.

Oh, thank God.

Hey, hey! Here he is! The man himself.

What are you doing?

If anyone can figure out how to open up

the wheelchair out front, please!

- Put my brother down!

- I will, Iris.

Can somebody get a chair?

This is my little girl,

the one who's getting married.

Hi, Uncle Seymour.

Thank you so much for coming in.

And little Rose.

I thought he had one leg.

No, he has less.

Okay, give him a kiss, sweetie. That's it.

Isaac, give your uncle a kiss.

I-I, I did.

Okay, then let's sit down here.

Here you go, Seymour. That's it.

That's it, we're in there.

Seymour, Seymour, it's Roberta.

How are you?

I'm okay now. Finally.

He put me in a car

with no air conditioning.

Treated me like a dog.

Isaac likes Jeremy Lin?

And he's aware that Jeremy Lin

no longer plays for the New York Knicks?

It's a very nice shirt, $7 at Modell's.

- We're so late.

- Right.

- I'm so sorry. Hi.

- Never too late. How are ya?

Had to come see the man of the hour!

Eighty-seven years old!

- Mr. Lustig?

- That's right.

Why did we invite them, again?

They're our neighbors. We had to.

He just gets so weird with me.

You've known them all your life.

There's pictures of you as babies!

- He still has them up in his room.

- Yeah.

We are late because

Jared had a singing lesson.

Oh, Jared.

So, maybe you could do something

at the wedding?

What was the one you sang at her Sweet 16?

That was a Ray LaMontagne.

But that was kind of our song.

- Aw!

- Well, that's ancient history.

Perfect. So maybe you could do

one of his songs with the band.

It's not a band, it's a DJ.

Sarah's cousin Jeddy.

He's supposed to be incredible.

Kid's a whiz.

He's 12 years old.

Oh, and the father-daughter song.

We gotta pick one, kiddo.

Think about Billy Joel.

I used to sing it to you as a kid, huh?

- Okay.

- All right. See you in a little bit.

Kenny. Kenny. I was telling Seymour

that the other father's rich.

He's a surgeon.

Why didn't you let him pay for the band?

We're fine, Iris. The kid's a whiz.

I just gotta make sure

the groom's dad is happy.

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