The Week Of Page #2

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Tell everyone to meet at the house,

not the hotel.

Our condos get a lot of divorced

dads who wanna be near their kids.

They wanna at least feel like

they're living in a nice place.

Yeah. We can do that. Absolutely.

Easy to accommodate.

Not high-end, but very nice.

Would you like to see some of our work?

- Uh, well, Norman...

- I'm Kenny. Norman's my boss.

Right, sorry.

There's a Quality Lodge in Mineola

that we upgraded last year.

Took it to a Two Diamond from Triple A.

This is almost unheard of.

Uh, my daughter's

getting married there Saturday.

Really? You're having a wedding

at a Quality Lodge?

It's a Two Diamond.

I only have a half an hour, but let me

get my car and we'll go for a drive...

Let me drive you.

We're a smaller company,

which is a positive.

I get to be hands-on this way.

I'll be there through the completion

of the entire project.

- Hey! You're up!

- Where'd you go?

This is my uncle, Seymour.

He just flew in from Florida.

You were asleep, buddy.

I didn't wanna wake you.

He was asleep.

The rec center over there,

they went with us.

Did the piping in the locker room.

And updated the alarm system

in that building.

I gotta go.

We're almost home, Seymour.

- Bathroom.

- Oh.

We're almost done, okay?

Don't you have your pull-ups on?

That's for piss, this is a shitting.

Just about where we have to be.

Can you hold it in for four minutes?

I can't.

It's three minutes now.

I can give you two.

What happened? What happened?

Oh, now it folds.

Are you kidding me?

I've never used

one of these before.

What's taking so long?

Seymour...

Let's get... Let's get... Let's go.

This is actually a good thing,

because they have Dyson AirBlade

hand dryers,

which I can show you.

- It'd be good for your lobby bathrooms.

- Uh-huh.

There's no, uh, handicapped room?

No, I did not say that.

Well, put him on the phone, then.

Isaac, did you tell your mom

I said not to shower?

I did not... Because your mother says

your fingernails are filthy!

They're both 23 years old.

Feels young to me.

But they're in love, I guess.

So, who knows what's right.

Nobody told me about the no legs at all.

- Oh, somebody's in there.

- Don't see anybody.

Okay, I'm done.

I'm ready!

Need those baby wipes.

They both picked Tufts

so they could live together.

She's in dental, he's in med.

Okay. Good for him. I thought

he was just gonna be a dentist, too.

There's a lot of great dentists

out there, Iris.

Not all of them fondle people

when they're under the gas.

All right, Ma.

You guys, wait till you see Sarah's dress.

I've seen her in it. It's so beyond,

tasteful, not whore-y at all.

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