The Wedding Party Page #3

married, with a ring

and a cake and a house.

Actually they

have none of things.

Okay true, but they have that

and now, Jim and Alex.

Things have just changed a lot.

Not all things.

I said Jim and Alex!

Okay.

There we go.

Hey, let's stick

together tonight.

Yes.

- Awesome.

- Absolutely.

Great.

Oh sh*t, be right back.

What?

And now, the best man, Colton.

And the maid of honor, Greta.

Come on, Colt and Greta,

yeah, there we go, nice!

And now, I proudly present

our bride and groom.

Paul and Margene, yeah!

Nice!

Nope, f*** it.

Hello everyone...

Whoa!

Hi.

Hi, sorry.

It is time for the buffet,

so if you can just line up

in an orderly fashion please.

Thank you.

That was good.

Shut up.

Yeah.

Shut up.

Okay wait, don't

shut up, I'm lying.

Can you please continue

to tell me about this

la life of yours?

You are editing movies?

Yeah, well more

like corporate videos,

the occasional web

series, but yeah.

That's great, and

I heard that you were

dating somebody?

Absolutely, I actually

proposed like two weeks ago.

Jim, that's amazing.

Oh no, she said no

so I'm single again.

Best thing about

getting married?

Seriously, we just

skip the whole line?

Things are turning around.

Paul?

Hey, aunt Sylvia,

I want you to meet

my new wife, Margene.

We were hoping

to speak with you.

We're just starving, maybe

once we sit down to eat.

Do you know the ceremony started

an hour and five minutes late?

So I had gout last year.

Oh, wow.

Hey Colton, can I

please get some food?

Yeah, workin on that bro.

How do you plan on

eating all of that salami?

With my mouth.

Oh.

Well, that Rapunzel.

That's...

I don't think we

got a chance to meet

at the rehearsal.

I'm Skyler.

Probably heard that

name tossed around.

You're Margene's

friend, from college.

Yeah, Lisa.

Lisa.

Don't believe anything she says.

Not even her name?

Sorry, you guys know each other?

Yeah, we used to date.

Oh.

That's cool, you guys are...

Still friends and

doing that and...

Well you still talk,

that's something.

We actually haven't spoken since

we broke up three months ago.

Okay, I'm gonna let

you guys catch up...

oh, three months, wow.

I guess time only flies

when you're having fun.

Okay.

To make a long

story short, you know,

she shows up at the Meadow,

both our families are there,

my grandmother

wheels herself out,

looks up at the sky and is like

"oh my god, what

the hell is that?"

I come down in a parachute,

I rip off my gear,

and I'm wearing a tux.

Thanks, this tux, actually.

Anyway, she moved

out the next day,

said I was moving too fast.

Now she is Facebook

official with some guy

named Weston Hancock.

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