The Waterboy Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1998
- 90 min
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Was my little aquatic engineer about | to bash one of my football players ?
Well, he spit | in the c-c-cooler.
He happens to be | a finely tuned athletic machine.
and l ain't gonna have him hit | in the head by some idiot waterboy.
[ Echoing ] | Do you understand me ?
- are you all right ? | - What ? l wasn't gonna | do nothin', Coach.
Well, you better do something. | You gotta defend yourself here, Bobby.
But they're-they're-they're | finely tuned athletic machines.
l am not telling you | to go on a shooting rampage.
But you have to stand up | for yourself, or they're | gonna ride you all season long.
Believe me, | l've seen it myself.
Hey, moron !
Hey ! Moron ! Duh !
[ lmitating Bobby ] | L-Look at me. l'm the w-w-waterboy.
Duh ! l got | a wooden spoon. Duh !
Smell like you could use | a shower, stinky. [ Cackling ]
[ Both Laughing ]
Stop makin' fun of me.
Red, ready ! Hut !
- Wow ! | - Damn !
[ Mumbling ]
- l'm sorry. | - [ Groaning ]
Who that ? | Who there ?
So that's what openin' up | a can of whoop-ass feels like.
Son, you just opened | a whole case of whoop-ass.
l would be honoured if you | play football for this team.
- Me ? play football ? | - Yes.
Thanks, but no thanks. My mama | won't let me play no football.
We're gonna go home. | You and l, we're gonna talk to Mama.
M-Mama said-- M-Mama said-- | My mama said-- Mama said--
- My mama said-- My mama say that-- | - She's gonna say yes.
Mmm, that snake | looks delicious.
What part do you think | l'm about to eat ?
Uh, basically | a snake don't have parts.
But, uh, if l had to | call it anything,
l would say | it's his knee.
Great. His knee.
and what are we having | for dessert ?
[ animal Chittering | ln Zapper ]
- Squirrel. | - [ Squirrel Thuds ]
Excellent.
Let's talk about Bobby | playing football.
l don't like it, Mr Coach Klein. | l don't like it one bit.
You see, my boy is too delicate | to be playin' ''fool's ball''--
or whatever you call it-- | with them gargantuans.
l don't think you understand, | Mrs Boucher.
No, you don't understand me, | Mr Coach Klein.
My boy is all l got left. Ow !
- [ Steve Braying ] | - Mama, here.
lt's the brain pain, Coach.
You see, my husband Robert,
one day back in 1966, | pick up sticks,
and me four months pregnant | with this precious angel.
He decides he wants to go | and help the foreign peoples.
He's gonna go | and join the peace Corps.
and he promise me | that everything's gonna be okay.
Just like you | promisin' me now.
But everything wasn't okay. No.
He got lost in the middle | of the Sahara Desert.
and he died. | He died !
- Couldn't get no water, Coach. | He died of the dehydration. | - and we were left all alone.
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