
The Waterboy
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1998
- 90 min
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Cut his ass.
- [ Grunting ] | - Go ! Now let's go !
[ Shouting ]
[ Man ] Take him down ! | That's it, that's it !
- Hey, Coach, how you been ? | - [ Laughing ] Lynn Swann.
Now, why ain't l surprised...
to see you snoopin' around my | football field first day of practice ?
Well, that's because you got | a good-lookin' football team.
Maybe good enough to add another | national championship trophy | to the old case downstairs.
That's kinda like my old man | told me one time, Lynn.
''The only thing better than a crawfish | dinner is five crawfish dinners.''
Hey, here comes | the shithead.
lt's clean.
lt's cold.
Now that's what l call | high-quality H2O. Oh !
Ooh ! | Right in the head !
lt's over there !
any unused magic in that | legendary green playbook of yours, Red ?
l may have a couple | squirrelled away in there...
for a rainy day.
See what we got here.
- Not exactly what l'd call | constructive criticism. | - [ Whistle Blowing ]
- Smell like you could use | a shower, stinky. | - Oh !
Listen, you-you could think what you | want a-about my personal hygiene,
but, please, | don't-don't waste any water.
That-That's bad policy. lf you | need to amuse yourself at my expense,
just-just rough me up | or something.
- Fair enough. | - [ Groaning ]
- [ Laughter ] | - [ Sighing ]
Laski, get over here !
- Yes, sir, Coach ? | - [ Sighing ]
What is that moron | doin' here ? Huh, huh ?
Didn't l tell you as plain as l could | speak to get rid of his ass last year ?
Yes, sir, but l didn't think | you were serious, Coach. | Besides, he does a great job.
Disrupting my football team, | you idiot ?
Eighteen years of this | is enough !
Hey, Waterboy !
You're fired !
Okay.
[ Man ] | Get out of the way, you moron !
When l was just | a little boy
l stood up to | my daddy's knee
My papa said, son | don't let the man get ya
and do what he done to me
- Born on the bayou | - Oh.
Born on the bayou
Bobby Boucher, | come give your mama a kiss.
- Hi, Steve. | - [ Braying ]
Oh. Why you home so early, | my precious angel ?
Mama, s-somethin' bad | happened today.
Somebody hurt you, my boy ? Who hurt | you ? You tell Mama who hurt you.
Nobody, Mama. | lt's just that...
l lost my position as the team's | water distribution engineer.
Why, that's the best news | l heard in a dog's age.
Now you be able to spend your days | at home where you belong.
Yes, but--
l-l was-- l was thinkin', Mama, | maybe l-l could--
l could try to-to get another | waterboy job for-for a different team.
Don't you raise your voice | to me, Bobby Boucher.
l-l wasn't raising | my voice, Mama.
l don't like confrontation | 'cause l'm a Virgo.
Who told you | you was a Virgo ?
Vicki Vallencourt, | that-that-that-that girl.
a girl ?
Bobby Boucher ! Don't you remember | what your mama told you about girls ?
l remember, Mama.
a girl was so nice out at | Wasser's Creek this morning.
- Really ? | - We looked for crawfish together. | Her's name's Vicki.
l don't ever want you | associatin' with little girls.
- Why not, Mama ? | - Because little girls are the devil !
Mama, it-it's just | that l'm a waterboy.
The team gets thirsty, | and l bring them the water.
They-They need the water, and l likes | to be the one that brings it to them.
Yeah. They like to give you a boot | in the patoot for all your trouble.
Bobby, you don't have what they call | ''the social skills.''
people don't understand you. | That's why you never have any | friends, except for your mama.
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