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Cut his ass.
- [ Grunting ] | - Go ! Now let's go !
[ Shouting ]
[ Man ] Take him down ! | That's it, that's it !
- Hey, Coach, how you been ? | - [ Laughing ] Lynn Swann.
Now, why ain't l surprised...
That's kinda like my old man | told me one time, Lynn.
Hey, here comes | the shithead.
Now that's what l call | high-quality H2O. Oh !
Ooh ! | Right in the head !
lt's over there !
for a rainy day.
See what we got here.
but, please, | don't-don't waste any water.
just-just rough me up | or something.
- Fair enough. | - [ Groaning ]
Laski, get over here !
What is that moron | doin' here ? Huh, huh ?
Hey, Waterboy !
You're fired !
[ Man ] | Get out of the way, you moron !
When l was just | a little boy
l stood up to | my daddy's knee
My papa said, son | don't let the man get ya
and do what he done to me
- Born on the bayou | - Oh.
Born on the bayou
Bobby Boucher, | come give your mama a kiss.
- Hi, Steve. | - [ Braying ]
Mama, s-somethin' bad | happened today.
Somebody hurt you, my boy ? Who hurt | you ? You tell Mama who hurt you.
Nobody, Mama. | lt's just that...
Why, that's the best news | l heard in a dog's age.
l-l was-- l was thinkin', Mama, | maybe l-l could--
l-l wasn't raising | my voice, Mama.
l don't like confrontation | 'cause l'm a Virgo.
Who told you | you was a Virgo ?
Vicki Vallencourt, | that-that-that-that girl.
a girl ?
l remember, Mama.
a girl was so nice out at | Wasser's Creek this morning.
l don't ever want you | associatin' with little girls.
Mama, it-it's just | that l'm a waterboy.
The team gets thirsty, | and l bring them the water.
Yeah. They like to give you a boot | in the patoot for all your trouble.
Bobby, you don't have what they call | ''the social skills.''
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