The Wash Page #3

But I can tell you one thing,

everything that comes|out of here may not glitter,

but it damn sure sparkles!

- Ain't nothing wrong with that.|- Let me show you around.

Here's something|for the bucket going through.

Hey, officer,|what's happening?

- Just securing the perimeter, family.|- I see.

- Radio:
Large fries?|- That's a 1 0-4.

That's my lazy ass nephew.

I take it you've met Antoinette.

Antoinette, herjob is to ring|up the tickets and total the sales.

We're about to hit you with|the number one video, here it is.

Antoinette,

say hello|to your new boss, Sean.

Hey, how you doing?

Hey!|Where are you going, son?

- I gotta booboo.|- Not today.

Get your ass back out there|on that line.

Let me show you something.|''I gotta booboo.''

Let him booboo|on his own time.

Well...

what'd you think?

About what?

Ooh-hh!

- Is this you?|- Yes, sir!

A '77 ''El Do.''|This is a cold piece.

Dee Loc didn't tell me|he had a player for a boss.

Yeah, I--|Dee Loc?

Dee Loc's the one|who told you about this job?

- Yeah.|- Where the f*** is he?

- He's supposed to be here by 8:00.|- I don't know.

- I think he had car problems.|- That's typical.

I won't have that problem|with you, am I?

Cause if I am, I'll fire|your ass before I hire you!

Come on!

It ain't a hard job.|You think you can handle that?

- I wouldn't be here if I couldn't.|- I think you can, too.

Just do the best you can,|that's all.

- Uh-oh.|- ( honking )

Oh, boy.

Mr. Washington,|you want something?

- No thank you.|- You sure? It's not a problem.

I'm cool. I'm cool.

Oh, boy.

Sean:
Let me get a|steak with cheese burrito.

Mr. Wash, don't you see|how hard we're working?

I see how hard|you're about to work me.

Well, actually--|actually, me and--

me and Li'l Dee right here,

we were thinking how it sure would|be time to start upping our pay.

Yeah.

- Upping your pay?|- Yeah.

First of all,|you ain't thinking.

Second of all, when y'all find|''upping'' in the dictionary,

that's when I'll do that.|But until then,

y'all need to be upping your ass|over on that line.

A**hole and A**hole Light.

Mother--

I told you|not to f*** with him!

What?!

- You stupid.|- Man, look...

ON THE AIR:

Announcer:
I told about|this earlier this morning,

I got a world premiere for you,|so get your tape decks ready.

It's going dow like this,

Dr. Dre and Snoop Dog|world premiere. West Coast!

- It switches for the b*tches!|- What's up, my nigga?

Yeah, I'm chillin'.|Top of the motherfuckin' morning.

Hey, what you all think it is,|a parking lot?

Get your ass back to work!

- I'm going to lunch.|- You ain't been here two hours.

I'm taking it early.

Sh*t, now I got to cover|the register.

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