The Wash

Synopsis: With the rent due and his car booted, Sean (Dr. Dre) has to come up with some ends...and fast. When his best buddy and roommate Dee Loc (Snoop Dogg), suggests that Sean get a job busting suds down at the local car wash, the first order of business is impressing Mr. Washington (George Wallace) the gun-toting, dominoes-playing owner of The Wash. Unaware that the two are roomies, Mr. Washington hires Sean as Dee Loc's supervisor. Comic tensions flare between the two, especially when Dee Loc suspects Sean of trying to slow his roll with the side hustles he's got going on in the car wash parking lot...and with the ladies in the locker room. But there are bigger things to worry about at The Wash. One is the menacing phone calls from a disgruntled employee, and the other is figuring out how to get money to pay off the kidnappers who've snatched Mr. Washington! If Sean, Dee Loc, and the rest of the gang don't settle their differences and get Mr. Washington back, the good times at The Wash will
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): DJ Pooh
Production: Lions Gate Films
 
IMDB:
4.7
Metacritic:
18
Rotten Tomatoes:
8%
R
Year:
2001
93 min
$9,756,000
Website
231 Views


( rap music playing )

THE WASH:

( rap music continues )

- Get me a box of them condoms.|- Okay.

And give me some of that|fruit-flavored lubricant, too.

Give me some of them blunts,|Mexicali.

I want some incense.

Try to get|this motherfucker fixed.

Oh, but she's still--

She's still dancing.

I don't f*ck with a bitch|unless she gives me ass.

Buy her something to drink,|it's a guarantee.

( police siren sounding )

Rider:
God damn!

Nephew, go get them off.

Man, I don't know|them niggas.

Why don't you|roll up there with me?

Quit acting scared.

We both go up there|it'll look like something's up.

You know niggas|get real paranoid

when they see a gang|of motherfuckers walking up.

Sojust get the ho's|and hurry up.

You're probably right.

F*ck it.|Hold this for me.

Nigga, make sure|you watch my back.

Nigga, if you need me,|just whistle.

Come on, nigga.

Oh, excuse me, man.|What's up?

What do you mean,|''What's up,'' nigga?

- This nigga's got into some shit.|- No, I don't mean it like that.

- I mean, what's happening?|- What's happening here?

I'm trying to find out if|Diane and Vickey live here.

What are you,|the police or something?

Wait wait wait.|Hold up, homie. Hold up.

Hold up?

Check this shit out.|You hold up.

( starts car )

Look, man, I want no problems.|I ain't come for all that.

Shit.

It's too late for that, nigga.

Woman:
What you doing?

- What you talking about?|- What you doing?

- Man:
You know this nigga?|- Yeah! That's Sean.

- Sean, that's my brother Maniac.|- What's up, man?

Maniac:
Let's roll, man.

All right, boy,|I'll see you later.

Your mama.

Why the f*ck your people|tripping on me like that?

Driver:
Hey, babies.|Vickey and Diane.

- Man's best friends.|- Hey.

Smelling good, looking good.

- How come you didn't come help me?|- Come help?

You didn't see them niggas|pull a strap on me?

Them niggas pulled|a strap on you just now?

Look, man, I saw you|start the fucking car up.

Woman:
Let's go.

Did you see anyone|pull a strap on him?

- Let's go.|- F*ck it, let's just go.

- F*ck this.|- Quit tripping.

Let me get these lights.

Woman:
Sean,|you got some hot sauce?

I hope you got|some hot sauce real hot,

'cause it'd be the shit|with this chicken.

- Sean:
Something old or new?|- Definitely something old school.

Why you all in|my chicken box?

I got something they don't have|any motherfuckin' more.

( funk music playing loudly )

( music thumping )

Hey!!

Turn that shit down!

Stupid young niggers|making all that noise.

I'll call the police.

Turn that shit down!!

( banging on wall )

Hey!!

Shut the f*ck up, old man.

Quit beating|on my motherfucking wall!

Beat these nuts if|you want to beat something.

( banging )

God damn!

Who the f*ck's knocking|on the door like the police!

Hey, y'all,|it is the police!

Turn that shit down.|Put this shit out.

Oh, how are you,|officers?

How are you doing? Can you step|away from the door, please?

Yeah, we got a call|about the music.

I don't hear any music. But we'll try|to keep it down for you.

Don't try, son.|Do it.

And burn some incense|or something.

Shut the f*ck up,|Dee Loc nigga.

Turn that shit back up, cuz.

( music playing loudly )

Announcer:
Wake your ass up, Cali.|It is Westside Radio.

We're gonna have|a hot morning.

I've got a lot of cool stuff.|Request lines are open.

I wanna know what you wanna hear.|We got a lot of giveaways,

and we've got a world premiere|for you this morning.

Dr. Dre and Snoop Dog|world premiere.

Do not touch the dial,

it is Westside Radio banging|through your speakers.

California love, y'all,|Julio G.

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DJ Pooh

Mark Jordan (born June 29, 1966 in Los Angeles, California), better known by his stage name DJ Pooh is an American record producer, voice actor, rapper, screenwriter, actor and film director. more…

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