The Virgin Psychics Page #4

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Sometimes experienced people seem pure.

Sure...

I'm no virgin!

- Shut up, cherry boy!

- I'm not!

Look at me! I've put it to good use.

I doubt it.

You're like a brand new car. Nice!

I'm a used Ferrari in comparison

with all my mileage.

Secondly, when the rays hit the town

you were sexually aroused.

I jacked off...

Miyuki?

You, too!

You masturbated?

Hymen!

So girls do it, too?

What if we do?

- I guess it's OK.

- You bet!

Thirdly, you noticed your power.

You fulfilled these 3 criteria to be psychics.

Bullshit!

It sounds unlikely but

we've been trying to harness

this energy from space.

She offered to become a psychic

to test our theory.

You masturbated!

- A babe with tits!

- And a hymen.

What happened to the psychics

in the American town?

They're discussed in a document called

"The Planet Waves."

In that particular case in 19th Century Duluth

they were killed.

Killed?

By other psychics.

Other psychics are in this town.

And some might abuse their power.

A psychic fights evil!

Psychics seek out each other.

Inform me of anything unusual.

Psychics bring peace to Earth!

We'll protect our town from Duluth's fate!

You're heroes!

Go, psychics!

You're a hero!

Where are my panties?

Hanging on the verandah.

Sae?

I guess you know my daughter.

Sae?

Her?

It's him!

With your help, I hope Sae can live here

in peace.

Go, heroes!

Peacekeepers, let's put the banner up!

Up a bit.

Good!

"Welcome Psychics!"

- Yoshiro.

- Saya!

ESP!

The professor was right.

Shady plots were under way.

I'll cause some serious trouble.

On the night the cosmic rays hit,

many virgins masturbated.

Including Akiko Kamiya, a budding lesbian...

Take us across!

Skipper, hello!

They're cute...

I'll take them across.

Come on!

Skipper!

Great!

Join us, Miyuki!

It's stupid! The ESP Force...

Well, you masturbated!

Let's do this. We're the Force!

We're a unit. And masturbation is OK.

Hey! Come back!

I feel so psyched now!

I have my X-ray vision.

I'll protect this town!

I'm not just a wanker.

You only move sex-toys!

No, I can do this too.

Stop it!

You're erotic enough for me.

I like it!

A white bra!

I'll teleport myself and hug you!

Go, Enomoto!

We'll fight together.

Right. Go, ESP Force!

Me, too!

And me.

Do I have to work with these people?

What's going to happen to me?

I don't want to be with them.

"Beware of gropers"

Where are some real girls?

Come on!

Here's one.

"We skip hand in hand! La-la-la."

"La-la-la, duckies"

"Quack!"

"La-la-la, and goats too!"

"Baa!"

The ferry skipper.

You want to come with me?

We'll have tea.

You're so pretty!

Oh, this is so nice...

- Yoshiro's always watching me.

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