The Virgin Psychics

Synopsis: I am psychic! You are psychic! Everyone is psychic... but still virgin! Full of laughs and through the eyes of a virgin teenager who wishes to become a hero by saving the world with his suddenly acquired psychic power. Based on the comic "Minna! Esper Dayo!" by Kiminori Wakasugi.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Mystery
 
IMDB:
5.3
Year:
2015
114 min
163 Views


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He'd think about it.

When would it happen?

It obsessed him.

Hands, legs. hands, legs...

Hands and legs.

I'm getting ahead of myself.

I'll start at the beginning.

In a little corner of the universe is Earth.

In a little corner of Earth is Japan.

In a tiny corner of Japan is Higashi Mikawa.

In a tiny corner of this town

our hero's adventure begins

at his house.

OK, let's eat.

Thank you.

You're so handsome.

You're lovely.

You make me hot!

Really?

- This is our hero.

- Really?

Yoshiro Kamogawa.

Is the cucumber hard?

He looks like a loser

but tonight he'll become a hero.

I'll jerk off.

She waves and runs over.

We hold hands and run.

We run and run.

She puts her hand on mine.

And we kiss.

OK, my right-hand man.

And tissues.

Ready. Partner?

Who will it be tonight?

What about...

Sae Asami. Sae Asami...

Sae!

I got a peek!

Sae Asami. Sae Asami...

What a cute smile!

No, I can't!

How about Keiko from the bookstore?

That sexy pose!

Wait! On the school route there's an arcade.

The owner...

No, Saya, the granddaughter.

How about...

Yoshiro, pay attention!

Yes. Ma'am!

Did you hear me?

Yes. Ma'am!

- Yoshiro?

- Yes!

The teacher!

Oh, look at her body!

I can't concentrate in class!

She's too sexy!

I can't take any more!

Or Taeko, the local newspaper reporter.

Her smile! Her tits! Oh, God!

And her lovely friend!

I bet she acts sexy at work.

So sexy!

No, wait...

It has to be the special one!

The girl of my destiny. Who is she?

He is obsessed with finding that special girl.

Who is she?

Is it Sae, his classmate?

Is it her?

He once met that special girl.

17 years ago. 3 months before he was born.

If you're having contractions, go left!

Next up is Number 3.

Next up is Number 3.

Wake up.

Who's trying to wake me up?

We're about to be born. Isn't it exciting?

No!

Why not?

It's depressing. I'll just be

another greedy loser.

Life's messed up.

No way. Life is hope!

The world is beautiful.

Why can I hear your voice?

- You can hear my thoughts.

- What?

Our minds are connected.

How strange! Can we meet someday?

Maybe, if you listen out for me.

How will I know it's you?

La-la-la...

- What's that?

- Our secret code.

If I find you I'll wave

and run to you, singing.

La-la-la...

I'll remember it.

Look around if you hear it.

Sure. I'll find you one day.

Next up is Number 19.

It's our destiny to meet.

Destiny...

Right.

You're the girl of my destiny.

Yoshiro remembers that day

like it was yesterday.

And the song,

La-la-la.

When he went home on the tram

he felt content in his mother's womb.

Where is she?

Where's the girl of my destiny?

Images of her come into his mind

in fragments.

She's waving at their meeting place.

He sees her running over.

He sees them running, hand in hand.

They keep running together.

They sit and hold hands.

And kiss on tiptoe.

As he thought about her and was about to climax

a cosmic phenomenon took place.

A shaft of light shone on him.

I'm coming!

What the hell?

That's how it all began.

Little does Yoshiro, our hero,

know what lay ahead.

What's going on?

I feel weird...

Miyuki Hirano is Yoshiro's classmate.

She's yet to realize it

but her indecent act gave her a special power.

"Beware of Gropers"

Here's one more.

Ouch!

My head!

I feel weird.

Breakfast!

Our hero realizes that something's occurred.

It's 100 rotations per second.

All for you!

Do it tonight!

Please.

I can't wait.

Don't speak!

We didn't.

You did.

There's no stopping the unfolding events.

"Higashi Mikawa High"

THE VIRGIN PSYCHICS

Shota Sometani

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