The Virgin Psychics

Synopsis: I am psychic! You are psychic! Everyone is psychic... but still virgin! Full of laughs and through the eyes of a virgin teenager who wishes to become a hero by saving the world with his suddenly acquired psychic power. Based on the comic "Minna! Esper Dayo!" by Kiminori Wakasugi.
 
IMDB:
5.3
Year:
2015
114 min
302 Views


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He'd think about it.

When would it happen?

It obsessed him.

Hands, legs. hands, legs...

Hands and legs.

I'm getting ahead of myself.

I'll start at the beginning.

In a little corner of the universe is Earth.

In a little corner of Earth is Japan.

In a tiny corner of Japan is Higashi Mikawa.

In a tiny corner of this town

our hero's adventure begins

at his house.

OK, let's eat.

Thank you.

You're so handsome.

You're lovely.

You make me hot!

Really?

- This is our hero.

- Really?

Yoshiro Kamogawa.

Is the cucumber hard?

He looks like a loser

but tonight he'll become a hero.

I'll jerk off.

She waves and runs over.

We hold hands and run.

We run and run.

She puts her hand on mine.

And we kiss.

OK, my right-hand man.

And tissues.

Ready. Partner?

Who will it be tonight?

What about...

Sae Asami. Sae Asami...

Sae!

I got a peek!

Sae Asami. Sae Asami...

What a cute smile!

No, I can't!

How about Keiko from the bookstore?

That sexy pose!

Wait! On the school route there's an arcade.

The owner...

No, Saya, the granddaughter.

How about...

Yoshiro, pay attention!

Yes. Ma'am!

Did you hear me?

Yes. Ma'am!

- Yoshiro?

- Yes!

The teacher!

Oh, look at her body!

I can't concentrate in class!

She's too sexy!

I can't take any more!

Or Taeko, the local newspaper reporter.

Her smile! Her tits! Oh, God!

And her lovely friend!

I bet she acts sexy at work.

So sexy!

No, wait...

It has to be the special one!

The girl of my destiny. Who is she?

He is obsessed with finding that special girl.

Who is she?

Is it Sae, his classmate?

Is it her?

He once met that special girl.

17 years ago. 3 months before he was born.

If you're having contractions, go left!

Next up is Number 3.

Next up is Number 3.

Wake up.

Who's trying to wake me up?

We're about to be born. Isn't it exciting?

No!

Why not?

It's depressing. I'll just be

another greedy loser.

Life's messed up.

No way. Life is hope!

The world is beautiful.

Why can I hear your voice?

- You can hear my thoughts.

- What?

Our minds are connected.

How strange! Can we meet someday?

Maybe, if you listen out for me.

How will I know it's you?

La-la-la...

- What's that?

- Our secret code.

If I find you I'll wave

and run to you, singing.

La-la-la...

I'll remember it.

Look around if you hear it.

Sure. I'll find you one day.

Next up is Number 19.

It's our destiny to meet.

Destiny...

Right.

You're the girl of my destiny.

Yoshiro remembers that day

like it was yesterday.

And the song,

La-la-la.

When he went home on the tram

he felt content in his mother's womb.

Where is she?

Where's the girl of my destiny?

Images of her come into his mind

in fragments.

She's waving at their meeting place.

He sees her running over.

He sees them running, hand in hand.

They keep running together.

They sit and hold hands.

And kiss on tiptoe.

As he thought about her and was about to climax

a cosmic phenomenon took place.

A shaft of light shone on him.

I'm coming!

What the hell?

That's how it all began.

Little does Yoshiro, our hero,

know what lay ahead.

What's going on?

I feel weird...

Miyuki Hirano is Yoshiro's classmate.

She's yet to realize it

but her indecent act gave her a special power.

"Beware of Gropers"

Here's one more.

Ouch!

My head!

I feel weird.

Breakfast!

Our hero realizes that something's occurred.

It's 100 rotations per second.

All for you!

Do it tonight!

Please.

I can't wait.

Don't speak!

We didn't.

You did.

There's no stopping the unfolding events.

"Higashi Mikawa High"

THE VIRGIN PSYCHICS

Shota Sometani

Elaiza Ikeda

Erina Mano

Makita Sports / Motoki Fukami / Reiya Masaki

Tokio Emoto / Mariko Tsutsui / Ijiri Okada

Maryjun Takahashi / Ami Tomite

Sahel Rosa / Anna Konno / Mizuki Hoshina

Megumi Kagurazaka / Ken Yasuda

Directed by Sono Sion

Look at her, she's gorgeous!

Thanks.

- Did I speak out loud?

- No, why?

- I want sex.

- I want to smoke.

I want to get laid.

Am I reading people's thoughts?

Too short!

A slip for Madoka.

- Too short!

- A slip for Kazumi.

Both of you!

I have to be the sexiest!

She said that!

Clothes mirror your soul!

Your skirt's too short! No push up bras!

I...

Nobody's as erotic as me.

I can hear them!

Yoshiro!

Yasu.

Come to my place later.

I got an "Erotic Teacher" DVD.

She's too sexy.

She'd be sexier in underwear!

Yasu, you hunk!

Don't think about it!

It's the new girl!

She's so pretty!

He's right, Sae's cute. Is she the one?

They're watching us again.

- Creeps!

- Creeps!

F*** off!

Sae Asami is so cute.

Sae.

Yoshiro, is that a hard-on?

I know Yoshiro jerks off to Sae, too!

I don't!

I have to hide my boner!

Yoshiro!

Miyuki...

Come on! Don't act like a sissy!

Oh...

A hard-on.

- He's got a hard-on!

- I don't!

He's got a hard-on.

Sae!

Come on.

Of course I don't have a hard-on!

You're low.

Any girl's OK.

It's an accident!

Oh sure! Horny 4 eyes.

Take it back!

Huh?

How did we talk just now?

Can Miyuki read thoughts too?

She's cool. I want her.

Thanks.

The First Moroccan Clitoris,

I mean, Crisis occurred in 1905.

Germany's Kaiser William II...

went down on Tangier, causing friction

and tried to take it.

We have a new student, Sae Asami.

Come in.

Sae came to his school a month ago

and our hero Yoshiro was...

She's so cute!

- Pervert!

- Yoshiro!

She triggered something in him.

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Sion Sono

Sion Sono (園 子温, Sono Shion, born December 18, 1961) is a Japanese filmmaker, author and poet. Best known on the festival circuit for the film Love Exposure (2008), he has been called "the most subversive filmmaker working in Japanese cinema today". more…

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