The Toxic Avenger: The Musical Page #4
- Year:
- 2018
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Good Earth Corporation that's
been polluting our town!
- What, who?
- You!
- What?
- You own the Good Earth Corporation.
- I deny it.
- Oh yeah?
In my hand I have the
official town records!
- What, but, I hid those records
in the town library, and
(audience chuckling)
- Madam Mayor, change your evil ways,
or I'll be forced to take these records
to the District Attorney!
(thumping)
Oh!
- You wouldn't!
- Yesterday I wouldn't, but now,
the love of a woman has
taught me to fight the power!
- F***!
(audience chuckling)
All right, all right.
Let me think, think think...
All right, I got it.
(sultry music)
Melvin, there's really no need for you
to go do the DA handsome.
- There's not?
- Nooo, 'cause...
You're just a Jersey boy
Who I want to
(gagging)
(audience snickering)
Employ
- Employ?
I'll make you my deputy
Deputy gonna be my deputy
- Oh wow really?
How 'bout a badge for my chest
- Sure!
Boy Sarah's gonna be impressed
Who is Sarah
- She's the blind libr--
Wait, I don't care
I don't care I don't care I don't care
Come back to tomorrow pop
Now let's get all this cleaning up
(mumbles) from this toxic nightmare
Gee I'm gonna be a
Deputy
- Oh my god, thank you!
(tense music)
Sluggo!
- Yeah, Auntie Mayor?
- His name is Melvin
(dramatic music)
Ferd
(dramatic music)
the third.
(dramatic music)
Spill his blood
Spill his guts
He found me out, that little putz
It's time for you to
pray upon the weak
Make him scream
(grunting)
Make him beg
Well, good luck, break a leg
Get juiced and drug induced
And get the geek
(laughing)
Get the, get the geek
Get the, get the geek
All the scumbags I will nab
Melvin Ferd is on a winning streak
- What?
There's a hero coming your way
I'll get the girl and save the day
And I won't be some circus freak
Get the geek, get the geek
Not (mumbles)
Hello, hello geek
- Uh-oh!
(laughing)
Goodbye
Goodbye geek
- Listen fellas, I'm on a vital
mission to save Tromaville!
Get the, get the geek
Get
The
Geek
(clanging)
- [Melvin] Hey, hey fellas,
(laughing)
- We ain't gonna kill 'ya!
- No, we're just gonna
dip in your nosey nose.
(chuckling)
- What have I done?
- You've been boffing the mayor!
- [Melvin] Oh, I won't
bop her again, I promise!
Please, please, just don't drop me!
- All right, the
butt-face got the message.
- Should we let him go.
- Yeah, let him go (chuckles).
(Melvin screaming)
(squishing)
(audience snickering)
By let him go, I meant, let him go free!
- Oh...
(audience chuckling)
I hate it when phrases have two meanings!
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