The To Do List

Synopsis: Brandy Klark (Aubrey Plaza) has just graduated from high school where she excelled in every subject, except real-life sexual education. When her older sister tells her how important it is to be experienced, Brandy writes out a sex to do list for herself for the summer. Her friend Cameron might be the perfect guinea pig while she sets her sights on the popular and sexy Rusty Waters as the ultimate end goal. But once feelings get in the way, it becomes much harder for Brandy to check off the remaining items on her sex to do list.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Maggie Carey
Production: CBS Films
 
IMDB:
5.8
Metacritic:
61
Rotten Tomatoes:
53%
R
Year:
2013
104 min
$3,400,000
Website
138 Views

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Thank you, grace, for that lovely

a cappella version of the national anthem.

Please welcome to the stage a student

who needs no introduction.

However, she did write one

for me to read to you.

"Today's keynote speaker

holds the highest gpa..."

In the history of merriwether high...

As president of mathletes, key club

treasurer, editor of the school paper...

As well as her own self-published

magazine womyn with a y.

Please put your hands together...

But remain seated

so those behind you can see...

"...this year's valedictorian,

Brandy klark."

Go, pancake.

Please be quiet.

Our first lady,

Hillary rodham Clinton, once said:

"You cannot be both young and wise."

I say, let's prove her wrong.

Get off the stage, virgin.

What a loser.

Thank you. That's great.

Nice speech, spaz. What, you have

like a death wish or something?

- Good chime-in.

- No, I don't have a death wish.

- Amber, be nice to your sister.

- Hey, Brandy. Brandy.

- Hey, Brandy.

- Hey, Cameron.

Killer speech. Really inspirational.

Your hair smells good.

What is it, lavender?

- Who is this? Who are you?

- Oh, hi. Cameron Mitchell, sir.

George, it's Cameron.

Brandy's science lab partner.

Ap chemistry partner.

- He is?

- Yes.

- Dad.

- What?

- It's Cameron.

- Okay.

- Can I talk to you for a second, please?

- Yeah.

So it was really rad

studying with you this year.

I'm so psyched that we'll be

working together at the pool.

- Oh, me too.

- And we're going to Georgetown together.

I mean, you got a full ride.

I got a partial, but whatever.

I think that fate

is trying to tell us something.

Barf. Two nerds in love.

Shut up.

Our relationship is strictly professional.

We're just friends. God, I hate you.

- So sorry, Cameron.

- No, that's okay.

You were saying.

I was just saying that I think that...

- I wanted just to give you this.

- Oh, thanks. Socks.

Actually, those are slippers,

and they're for your dorm room...

We did it.

Oh, my God.

- The slutty oompa loompas.

- Honey.

Can we get out of this family f*ck-fest

and go to a party?

Hey, judge. Hi, Mrs. klark.

Hey, go f*ck yourself.

Dude, you don't give the chick

you're crushing on socks.

- They're slippers, actually.

- Oh, whatever, man.

You give her girly shit,

like perfume or a scrunchie.

Brandy is not a girlie girl.

She's hard to read.

Sometimes I think she likes me.

Sometimes I think she's a robot.

- Oh, I knew it. She's a lesbo.

- She's not a lesbo.

Oh, shit. Just got a page. Let's jet.

- You don't really think she's a lesbo?

- I kind of do.

I have to register,

contact my dorm mate, label my clothes...

And see beaches. I got it on vhs.

We have to have a special sleepover

to watch it before we leave, okay?

- Special sleepover?

- Yes.

- God, you're so weird.

- Okay, Wendy, "watch beaches."

- I'll put it on the list.

- Thank you.

Save money for computer.

That'll take forever. Buy shower shoes.

You know how much bacteria

is in communal showers?

- If you don't bring your own shoes...

- God, stop. Put it away.

Put it away. All right?

You're being a buzz kill.

Okay. Guess it can wait.

I am excited for the all-night

graduation party.

Those mormons have some

great activities planned.

And I think it's the perfect alternative

to Derrick bergwill's stupid kegger.

I mean, who needs alcohol

when there's a hypnotist?

Fiona, you missed the turn.

Hey, seriously,

you missed the turn. Hey.

What the h-e-double hockey sticks.

Told you she'd freak. She almost swore.

Better turn around, Fiona.

There is no way

I am turning this car around.

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Maggie Carey

Maggie Carey (born c. 1975) is an American director, screenwriter, producer and actress. She has directed comedy shorts for television, and she wrote and directed the 2013 film The To Do List. more…

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