The Survivors Page #4

Synopsis: Sonny Paluso and Donald Quinelle are two unfortunate people who have just lost their jobs; Sonny's gas station has been blown away and Donald has just been fired by his boss's parrot! But that day, their lives change when they prevent a robber from holding up a bar, and they become heroes. Unfortunately, Jack (the robber) gets away, and when he sees Donald's face on the TV, he decides to go after them. In the meantime, Donald becomes obsessed with guns and leaves for the mountains to join a survivalist group...
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Drama
Director(s): Michael Ritchie
Production: Sony Pictures Entertainment
 
IMDB:
5.8
Rotten Tomatoes:
9%
R
Year:
1983
103 min
432 Views


- I've got an S. Paluso.

- That's it.

What's the address?

- He said my name on television.

- Congratulations.

- I'm not a hero. I'm not a hotshot.

I just believe in life, liberty...

...and the pursuit of happiness

to the best of my ability.

Good night, and have

a pleasant tomorrow.

Hey, I'm really sorry to wake you...

...but I never kill a man

in his sleep.

This is one of those

very lifelike dreams...

...and I'm in the dream

knowing it's a dream.

I have to wake up and turn on

the light. I'll wake up and...

Sorry. Very sorry.

Nice explanation, though.

You don't want to kill me.

No, not particularly.

I hadn't planned to kill you.

But your friend on TV

was running his big mouth...

...turning this into a circus. That

pressures the cops to get involved.

You two I.D. me, the police arrest me,

stick a fork in my ass, and I'm done.

I told him not to go on TV.

Think you were upset? I was upset.

I called him immediately.

I told him he was no friend of mine.

I hire this out

to kill people, right?

And I'm responsible for a lot

of big murders. Unsolved murders.

Remember a certain labour leader

that just disappeared?

Jimmy Hoffa?

I'm not bragging,

but I had a good living...

...until the economy

went in the toilet.

Everybody wants to bargain,

even the rich dudes.

They want me to give them a deal,

but I don't make deals.

I know what you mean.

I was raised a very strict

southern Baptist.

I place a high value on human life:

$20,000 minimum.

It's very fair.

You think I wasn't embarrassed

stooping to armed robbery?

Using that phony accent in that caf?

I've never been called

a " honky mo'fo" before.

I had to be somebody, and we blame

everything on blacks anyway.

- Sure.

- So I'm a putz.

A putz?

When I told you I wasn't

wearing underwear...

...and you pointed that gun at me,

I felt like a putz too.

You didn't want to strip, eh?

The place was too crowded, wasn't it?

I better get home. If I'm gone

long, the old lady gets mad.

- You want some coffee before you go?

- No, that caffeine makes me quick.

If you don't mind, I would like to use

your pillow. Muffle the gunshot.

- You're still gonna kill me?

- It's business, and I got a family.

I got a family too.

Their pictures are on the wall.

- Is that your daughter?

- Yeah.

Looks like my oldest daughter.

She's a very sweet girl.

Hey, is that who I think that is?

- Is that Trini Lopez there?

- That's right, that's Trini.

That's me and his chauffeur.

They came in for gasoline

and new wipers.

" Lemon Tree. " Remember that?

He made a record of that song.

- Yeah, the record.

- What's that Spanish writing there?

"Gasolina. "

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