The Submarine Kid Page #5

What?

It's just a little bit of weather.

I'm supposed to go to a party.

Oh, well, don't let me keep you.

It's at a mansion.

The Texan will be in top form.

- The Texan?

- You'll meet him.

Goodnight, Spencer.

Do you wanna meet him now?

- What about your...

- We're on a break.

So that means you can take

other girls to parties?

Hey, Howie, go grab that

guy's bow-tie right there.

Yeah! Hey, hey, hey, Marc Blanc.

Masters of the evening...

...this is Mr. Spencer Koll.

Heads-up with the wardrobe

would have been nice.

This place is f***ing crazy, right?

Yeah, who do we know here?

Oh, uh, Mailer's second cousin's godfather

knows the guy who owns this place.

- Okay, and you hooked up with...

- That guy's daughter.

Yeah, it was awesome.

I got it. The little b*tch

is crying in the corner.

- This is Howie from Texas.

- Hello.

All the guys say I'm a stereotype of myself

or whatever the f*** that means?

Yes, we're all very proud

of our resident moron here.

Uh, pot, kettle, kettle, pot.

Eat my sh*t, Paul.

Spencer, I'm wearing a tie.

You might as well call

me a p*ssy vandal tonight.

Okay, settle down, champ, huh.

There is only coke in this coke.

Blasphemy!

Spencer, this is Stephanie. Stephanie...

- Hey!

- What's up?

- Guys, this is...

- Alright, everybody.

Can we make a little bit of a moment here?

Can we raise our glasses

to the air

and can we clink it up, b*tches.

Alright.

What?

What did you say this

chick's name was again?

- Alice.

- Alice, okay. Alice.

Well, if this is something

that you think you need...

...Spencer...

...f***ing go for it. Do it.

Nobody knows better than you.

Emily was your perfect girl...

...this stuff is different.

I mean you can't be nice all of your life.

And if this feels real,

you might as well follow it.

Go for it.

I mean that's what you always said to us.

"Just follow what's real."

Well... real isn't always nice.

I guess this can't last forever

Maybe be one day I'll remember

I'll remember fantasy

Perfect like a tree

Maybe one day I'll remember

How I lived a fantasy

All the girls surrounded me

We were la la la

La la la la

La la la la...

There you are.

Holy sh*t.

I know.

Who needs this much space?

Right?

I bet they haven't even read any of these.

Talon 1-1, take the shot.

Take the shot.

I say again, engage. I'll copy, over.

Take the shot.

You should build me a desk.

"Submarine Kid."

I-I love this book.

Really?

Yeah.

Oh, "Thunder Lake."

That's weird.

I know Thunder Lake.

I've never even heard of this.

You've seriously never

read "The Submarine Kid?"

No.

I know every word in this book.

Okay.

Go.

Once upon a time...

...or so the story has been told.

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