The Somewhat Normal Life Of Li Gin (0.5 Draft) Page #3

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Sara:
Not me.

Bill:
She’s a Cali girl.

Sara:
Born and Raised, I moved down here though because, Ya know--

Bill:
I lived in Savannah. I dated a girl named Sam down there, but I was forced to go back to jail, and I was moved down here. Luckily, Sara bailed me out, She’s Sam’s sister, and we started dating, Kinda because she forced me to as payment, but luckily, Sam and Sara are like twins, except with different fathers, and she was forced to go with her father. Her father is a famous actor, so they moved down there when she was about a couple weeks old, Her mother didn’t want her--

Li:
Wow, What a neat origin story, Where’s the spider bite? The radioactive venom thing?

Sara:
Huh? Oh, Honey, Can you go get Li a drink?

Bill (walking off angrily): Why yes, I’ll get him the best drink in the history of people getting other people drinks that are the best drinks in the history of other people getting the drinks other people went to get them in the history of--

Li (after Bill gets out of their hearing range): What was his deal?

Sara:
He’s been like this for god knows how long. I don’t know what to do about him. He just seems like he’s fed up with everything, I mean, He’s got a wife, he’s got a great job--

Li:
You call burger king a great job?

Sara:
He’s a manager, He’s got a great house, He’s great in all, but sometimes I just think--

Bill (Walking in with several cans of root beer): Drink!

Sara:
That was fast.

Li (as Bill hands him a root beer): I hate root beer.

Bill:
Drink it, fat guy.

Li (looking shocked): Jeez.

Sara:
Billie?

Bill (handing her a root beer): Hey, Honey! You want a root beer?

Sara (as she grabs it anyway): Do I have a choice?

Bill:
No, I spent 30$ on two boxes of 24, Hospitals are out of their minds!

Li (coughing as he drinks it): Get a refund, It’s flat.

Sara (spitting it all on Bill): That is the flattest drink in the history of drinks being flat in the history of people spending thirty dollars in the history of people drinking in the history of drinks existing in the history of cans being a thing in the history of things being--

Li:
UGH. Shut up, We get it! I told him!

Bill (walking off): They said no refunds, but I swear on my grave, I will get that refund!

Li:
What was that?

Sara:
You didn’t see me wink at you or make my voice sound different? I was mocking him!

Li:
Mocking? That’s the word? It sounded like you straight up copied him. I don’t think you want to copy annoying.

Sara:
But was it as annoying?

Li (in struggle to think): Well, Uhhhh.. No--Yes---Maybe-- You got me there.

Sara (laughing):
See! I told you!

Li:
You’re happy that I said that you may or may not be annoying?

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