The Small Woman in Grey Page #4

Woah, come on...

I don't want us to fight or

for you to get all aggressive

Well maybe I do!

F***ing walking up to me, calling

me your mate, telling me to chill out

I'll f***ing beat you! I don't know you!

What's going on?

Dunno, your boyfriend just exploded

I only came up to say hello.

F***ing dick doesn't think I know his game!

Game? What Game?

You f***ing know man, nobody wants

you here, why don't you just do one?

Hey prick! Let's keep it real yeah?

We're all mates here, not including you

You're the one no one wants

here you arrogant fuckwit!

Stop it please!

Everyone calm down,

we've barely been here an hour

I just wanted this to be

a nice weekend together

It's supposed to be fun

Richard, I love you, I'm

not going to cheat on you

Stacey, Stevie

Please, can we just start this over again?

Please?

For me?

I'm going for a walk

Don't go!

Oh no, please don't go.

Stacey!

Did you have to antagonise him?

I didn't do sh*t!

You know he's a hot-headed prick!

Can we just chill now?

I'm sure he'll be back with

his tail between his legs

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do anything

I know. You didn't do anything.

I'm the one that's sorry, he's

really insecure and super sensitive.

Right, come on, let's have some

drinks, let's have a good time

I'll say sorry for any

offence I may have caused.

What, like words like hello?

OK, let's just move on

Come on Laura, let's get some

drinks, I'm sure he'll be back later.

So Stevie, what do you like to do for fun?

Err don't know, drink?

I also write some songs

Really! Can you sing me a little song?

Maybe later yeah?

It's about time!

Ah come on, give us a song

Come on Stevie, you're good!

Maybe later

Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

Alright! Alright!

I wrote this one earlier

OK, see what you think

[singing] It's summer time

and the start are out at night

I know this moment, well

it couldn't be anymore right

This feeling insides like a

million butterflies taking flight

We hold each other

close, under the moonlight

What do you think?

Yeah, you're good!

You've got a smoking voice

Ah cheers cherub

Right, I'm just going to wonder

off and see if I can get some signal

Why?

Because...

Yeah this is lame. I told my

mum I'd call her when we arrived

Ah mummies boy

Yeah, shut up, she worries

alright? I'm her only child

Well get going then so we

can get the party started!

I want all the classics tonight,

alcohol

songs by the camp fire

marshmallows

truth or dare

Truth or dare, are we five?

Not when I'm playing

I rise to every challenge

I never back down

[music]

Oh God!

I'm so sorry, I thought you

could hear me coming so...

No, sorry, I was in a world of my own

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