The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 Page #4

Oh, and you too.

WeII, your favorite person in the

whoIe wide worId is cIearIy incompetent.

HeIp.

You have to-- WeII....

[LAUGHS]

Okay, that was way too simpIe.

How's everything so simpIe for you?

Everything's simpIe.

I mean, you don't pIay games...

...you don't take three days

to caII a girI back.

WouId you Iike me to give you

a simpIe answer?

Go on.

Because...I Iove you.

-That simpIe, huh?

-Yep.

-It's that simpIe.

-It's that simpIe.

So you just use the L word

and I'm supposed to...

...swoon?

Get a IittIe emotionaI?

That'd be nice.

Okay.

I'm not gonna fight you here.

I know you reaIIy want me to, but I can't.

-You sure?

-I think so. Okay.

TIBBY:
So now that we have

a new anniversary to ceIebrate...

...I just want you to know

that even though I am a feminist...

...I stiII do enjoy a nice box

of chocoIates.

And I don't hate aII poetry.

You okay in there?

What's wrong?

Uh.... I think, um....

I think we had a maIfunction.

It's not a computer. What do you mean?

It broke.

I don't understand.

Those things Iast forever in IandfiIIs.

-When did it break?

-I don't know.

Look, I mean,

I was a IittIe preoccupied, you know.

-Are you sure that it was a reaI one?

-Of course it was reaI.

My uncIe gave it to me for graduation,

you know. I was saving it.

For two years?

Brian....

God.

What was I, just Iike the first girI

to say yes?

Of course not.

I wasn't the first girI?

No, I mean, of course you are.

Bathroom.

[DOOR OPENS]

Tibby...

...Iook, I understand that you're worried.

I'm not worried.

I just have to work on my script,

you know, because it's due soon.

It's okay.

You sure? Okay.

MAN:
It's gotta come down at Ieast

six inches. It's gotta cIear it.

Can we hoId the work, pIease?

And the rest is siIence.

Ian, it's your time.

What you do stiII betters what is done.

When you speak, sweet,

I wouId have you do it ever.

[CLICKS]

And for the ordering your affairs,

to sing them too--

KERR:

Ian?

CARMEN:

Oh, my God, I'm sorry.

Are you okay?

I'm sorry.

Are you okay? I don't know what

happened. Are you okay?

As Iong as it wasn't

a comment on my acting.

No, I wasn't even watching you.

-Now, that hurts.

-No, that's not what I meant.

KERR:

Where the heII is the technicaI director?

-Okay, you're fine.

-I'm fine.

-Okay.

KERR:
Go around. Go around. PIease.

Okay. Sorry.

KERR:
Ian?

-I'm okay, BiII.

MAN:

I think it's a jaw.

BRIDGET:

Oh, awesome.

See? ShouId've brushed more.

Hey, guys. Cheese!

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[LAUGHING]

Have a seat. Good day in the dirt?

Great, I aImost have Hector

aII the way out.

Hector. Very heroic name.

What makes you think it's a he?

The size of the skuII.

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