The Singing Detective Page #4
selections from
the Sound of Music.
Snoopy pictures on the wall.
reduced sugar marmalade. Oh!
Old baseball players.
Pia coladas!
Sorry, is it too hard?
Go. Fine.
Not... not too hard.
lt's worst of all here,
inside your thighs.
Huh.
Organic pizza.
Bumper stickers that ask you
to honk for Jesus.
Worrying about whales
and, oh, God,
oh, what about
f***ing baby seals?
Fortune cookie messages,
and... and denim accessories.
Oh, muppets and puppets!
Sorry, l...
l'll have to lift your penis now
Bum, bum, bum, bum,
bum, bum, bum, bum
Bum, bum, bum,
bum, bum, bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum,
bum, bum, bum, bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Mr. Sandman
Bring me a dream
Bum, bum, bum, bum
Make him the cutest
that l've ever seen
Bum, bum, bum, bum
Give him two lips
like roses and clover
Bum, bum, bum, bum
Then tell him that his
lonesome nights are over
Sandman
l'm so alone
Bum, bum, bum, bum
Don't have nobody
to call my own
Bum, bum, bum, bum
Please turn
on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman,
bring me a dream
Bum, bum, bum, bum,
bum, bum, bum, bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum,
bum, bum, bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum,
bum, bum, bum, bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum,
bum, bum, bum
Mr. Sandman
Bring me a dream
Make him the cutest
that l've ever seen
Give him the word
that l'm not a rover...
Sorry.
l'm going to have
to lift your penis
...his lonesome nights
are over
Sandman
l'm so alone
Don't have nobody
to call my own
Please turn on your magic beam
Ah!
l'm so sorry.
That's the one part of me
that still sort of functions.
We don't have to talk about it,
do we?
No.
They say she was with me that
night, but l swear to God...
Swear to something
you believe in, bud.
l swear on my mother's grave
Nina left me alive and unharmed.
That her name? The whore?
Why do you call her that?
Dog sh*t by another name
smells just as foul, pal,
and it sticks to the bottom
of your blue suede shoe
no matter what
you call it, okay?
You've stepped into
something nasty.
You want me to clean it up.
l want you to find out
what happened to her
after she left me...
happened to her
from my hands.
But it did.
What?
Wouldn't that be the way
Her mother,
for Christ's sakes?
You just swore on your mother's
grave, Mr. Binney.
l'm not hiring you
for a mouthful of cant
and humbug, Mr. Dark.
Maybe the cops are fixing
to fry you, Binney.
Maybe you're playing
some deeper game.
You're not a
nice guy, Dark.
Ah, but you'll pay me,
Binney...
and you'll pay me double
for the cant and the humbug.
Period.
Part of the service, period.
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