The Scarehouse Page #3

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I told them that it wasn't allowed.

Who picked out your outfits?

Twinsies!

- Geoff just sent me a dick pic.

- That's nasty.

Emily, if and when you do start f***ing,

I bet you f*** like an accountant.

Corey and Elaina.

One row for each of you.

Thrown 'em back before we go!

Whorey-Corey in the lead!

Trust me, you're going to want

to be socially lubricated.

- We all had to do it.

- One more!

Good girl!

Elaina, how do you feel?

I'm fine.

Well engineered, winner.

I think somebody needs a costume change.

I think the limo's here!

Waking up naked in a strange room

isn't much of a new thing for you?

Nice one!

- How'd you get out?

- Good behaviour.

You know what I missed

the most on the inside?

A nail file.

Good quality shampoo.

- My vibrator.

- Yes.

Yes. Exactly.

Elaina, do you think Katrina here

has been missing any of that?

Short of a good waxing,

I don't see what else she's missing.

You know what? She looks even more fake

than the last time we saw her.

Fake? How can that be?

She's all natural.

She prides herself on it.

Don't you, Kat?

Is this party your idea then?

This is what? You're trying to embarrass me

for doing what was right for the sorority?

Right?

Told ya!

It's just as fake as her story.

I'm sorry...

- what was right?

- You don't know how hard it was to...

...and I think that somewhere

along the way you lost touch

with one of the founding ideals

of our little sisterhood:

finding strength in your inner beauty.

I wanted to visit.

I did, I wanted to talk.

You've spent so much time

Frankenstein-ing yourself

that I think it's time for the good

doctor and I to kill the monster.

Elaina, since we're all sharing here...

what did you miss most on the inside?

Getting my nails done.

There's just no good way

to sneak in an Asian lady,

no matter how small they are.

Prison changes you.

Stop!

Nobody asked you, slut,

so save your breath

for the next time that your mouth is full.

Corey, why don't you tell us

what you missed inside?

When you have nothing to do but think...

I thought a lot about you, Katrina.

All sorts of things, as you can imagine.

But what I really wanted to know was...

what it would feel like

to have these long...

natural... eyelashes.

Take a big, deep breath.

- Are those real?

- They are real.

Verbatim.

Let's see if you are a grand prize winner.

So, like, what is this?

Some sort of sex party? Need a dude?

Well...

- we just might.

- Seriously?

If you can handle it.

Let me show you something special.

What was that?

That's what a female orgasm

sounds like. Unfamiliar?

Okay, we are just going

to finish up our girl fun,

so you just try not

to blow your load, okay?

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