The Scarehouse Page #2

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I'd say free dinner somewhere nice

but she wouldn't eat it.

You know what, you get

this round. Truth or dare?

Look, I know what you two are up to

and I will not be a part of it.

I'm afraid you already are and you

made that choice a long time ago.

Emily...

- truth or dare?

- Dare.

I can still see some fat.

Corey, would you help her with that?

No, no.

You're not wimping out on me, are you?

You almost look as bad as she does.

Emily, you heard her...

- truth or dare?

- Truth.

Unnecessary boob shot.

- Look at that cleavage.

- That b*tch is an emotional terrorist.

She better not be going to this thing

tonight, I can't stand her.

How's that $30 spray tan

working out for you?

I don't know, you tell me!

F*** off!

If I had tits like that, it would not have

taken me till I was 18 to get some dick.

Shelby, did you bring my black shoes?

- I don't have them.

- Yes, you do.

No, I don't.

You borrowed them from me

two days ago, liar!

B*tch!

Is she taking a bath?

It doesn't count if you try

to baptize yourself.

Stupid c*nt!

How much longer?

Shelby Hickman,

are you here to attended the party?

Yes, sir.

Did you come alone

as per your instructions?

Just me.

Are you ready to face your fears?

Yeah, I'm ready.

Enter if you dare.

Hey, does the carpet match the drapes?

You'll never make it out alive!

Shelby!

You guys don't look very scary.

You forgot your corset, but I'm sure

you can liven up the room a little.

Are we scary now, c*nt?

Already? Stack 'em up!

Is that dress sprayed on?

I can't tell. We should bring her in

so we can judge her better.

Katrina Larson, welcome to the party.

Thanks. How do I open this?

Did you come alone

as per your instructions?

Do you see anyone else with me?

Are you ready to face your fears?

Okay, sure, whatever, Jackie.

It's cold out here.

Try more clothes!

Enter if you dare!

- What, do sluts get in for free?

- Slut discount!

You'll never make it out alive!

I'll eat your soul!

See the freak show. One night only!

What kind of c*nt jumps someone

in a haunted house?

This kind!

Who knew a whore like you

could take a good choking?

Slut!

Slut.

Let's get wonder whore out of here.

- We want to see your holy hole!

- Get out of here, you perverts!

Close the door!

Don't worry,

she's not always this controlling.

One, yes, she is.

Two, the only reason why I put with her

is so I know I'm not

the biggest c*nt out there.

- Stop saying that word!

- I don't say it that much.

- Bullshit!

- She's a cuntasaurus.

She's such a c*nt! C*nt! F***ing c*nt!

C*nt hear you! C*nt! C*nt! C*nt!

It's the final cuntdown!

Daddy, they made me have it here,

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