The Savages Page #3

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our love, our thoughts.

So this is sent with some"...

Here.

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You must be Leonard's kids.

Uh-huh.

The hospital's just five minutes away.

And don't worry. It's nothing serious.

He's been feeling kind of faint...

and what with

the toileting incident and all...

the doctor thought a few tests

were in order.

Well, I guess...

I guess we should be going then.

- We're really sorry about your mom.

- Oh, thank you.

Uh, Jon, Wendy...

One more thing before you go.

Please sit.

I just want to say...

you know, we love Lenny.

He's been like family to us, but...

he's not really our family...

he's yours.

So...

I hope you'll be able to find

someplace nice for him.

- What do you mean?

- She means a place where he can live.

- Right. He lives here.

- That's correct.

Your father's been living off the charity

of our family for quite some time.

- Bill-

- Why would you say charity, Bill?

Doris asked my father to come live

with her as a boyfriend, not a boarder.

They were a couple.

They were together for over 20 years.

You can't just throw the man

out on the street.

He has a right to live here. Legally speaking,

it's a common law marriage at this point.

Not exactly.

Not in front of the kids, Bill.

Let's step outside.

So, was Lenny there

when this was signed?

Notarized, all legal.

It's called a non-marital agreement.

It's like a prenupt without the nap.

It says that even though

they lived together...

they have no legal obligation to each other,

that everything's separate.

And, basically, Dad has no legal right

to any of her property.

Bet you they've already

got the place listed.

Did you notice that there wasn't

one picture of us anywhere?

Are you surprised?

It's like we don't even exist.

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- Where the hell have you been?

- Hi, Dad.

- Hi, Dad. How are you?

- How are you?

They had me hog-tied for two days.

We got here as soon as we could.

We came straight from the airport.

It... It's Jon and Wendy.

I know who you are.

The late ones. You're late.

You weren't here,

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