
The Savages
(0.00 / 0 votes)I don't want to play in your yard
I don't like you anymore
You'll be sorry
When you see me
Sliding down
Our cellar door
You can't holler
Down our rain barrel
You can't climb our apple tree
I don't want to play
In your yard
If you can't be good to me
Somebody forgot
something in the bathroom.
Lenny, you forgot to flush.
I'm eating my cereal.
Don't you see?
I need to use the restroom.
- So flush it.
- I'm not a housekeeper, remember?
I'm a home health-care professional.
Not mine. You're hers.
Go bother her. I'm eating.
Go take care of your business
in the bathroom, Mr. Savage.
You do it.
you are not under my jurisdiction.
I'm not paid to take care of your sh*t.
What the hell are you doing?
Take care of your business in the bathroom,
and I'll give you back your Wheat Chex.
Son of a b*tch.
Are you cleaning up after yourself,
Mr. Savage?
Way out on the briny
With the moon big and shiny
- Lenny?
- Melting your heart
Of stone
I'd love to get you
On a slow boat to China
I don't hear a flush, Lenny.
All by myself, alone
Leonard?
Fasten your seat belts.
It's going to be a bumpy night.
That was
Bette Davis as Margo Channing...
and this is Wendy Savage as herself.
Leave me a message after the...
Aloha, Wendy.
This is Nancy Lachman, Doris Metzger's
daughter, calling from Honolulu.
I'm calling because... Well, I just got
a very disturbing call from Arizona.
There's been some trouble with your dad.
Dear Selection Committee...
If awarded your prestigious fellowship...
for artistic creation...
I would use the money...
to complete the writing and research...
of my new semi-autobiographical play-
No, wait.
My new...
subversive,
semi-autobiographical play...
about my childhood, entitled...
Wake Me When It's Over.
- Hey, Wen.
- Hi, Matt.
- How's it going? Getting anywhere?
- Just trying to power through.
Oh, yeah. Just do what you can.
Don't kill yourself.
Inspired by the work of Jean Genet...
the can'toons of Lynda Barry...
and the family dramas
of Eugene O'Neill...
Wake Me When It's Over
tells the story...
of a brother and sister who...
after being abandoned
are forced to fend for themselves...
when their depressive mother
goes out on a date...
Thank you for considering my proposal.
Sincerely yours, Wendy Savage.
Hello. Hello.
You have two new messages:
Ms. Savage, this is Donna
from Dr. Reichmars office.
I'm just calling to let you know...
that your Pap smear results
came back today and it's normal.
Everything's fine,
so there's nothing to worry about.
If you have any questions regarding the test, give me...
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Is this a bad time? I saw your lights come on.
- No. I'm just...
- You know...
- Oh, okay, then.
- No. I don't want to disturb you if you're...
- No, do, if you can.
Can you?
I got Marley.
- Let's move to the bed.
- No, I like it here. Let's do it on the floor.
- No, come on, Larry.
- I need you to feel how hard my cock is.
I don't want to! The floor is gross.
You used to like it on the floor.
When you first moved in, remember?
Yeah, well, not anymore.
It's middle-aged and depressing.
It makes me want to cry.
- Come here, sweetie.
- What's the matter?
Come here, good girl. There we go.
- What?
- What things?
- Just... things.
Larry, things. It's personal.
I thought this was personal.
Oh, personal... medical.
Okay?
It's cervical.
I had a Pap smear.
Something was irregular.
Then I had to have another Pap smear.
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