The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause Page #6

from your folks.

Oh, you have no idea.

Tell me, Mrs Claus...

...being legendary by marriage,

do you ever find yourself wondering

if it's all really worth it?

Well, it's definitely worth it.

I'm sure dropping your life,

schlepping all the way to the North Pole

- has been totally worthwhile.

- Yeah.

Probably not one iota,

not even a scintilla, of regret?

- Not one.

- Yeah.

Look at that. Oh, dear.

A little sad, neglected maybe.

Just needs a little tender loving care

that nobody's bothering to give,

don't you think?

It's perfect.

I will give you all

the TLC that you need.

Scott loves decorating the tree.

He always insists on putting

the tree topper on himself.

Ho ho ho!

They're here!

This is so exciting.

I'm here! I cannot believe it!

I'm actually here!

What a wonderful surprise.

I didn't know you were coming.

- Uncle Scott brought me.

- Hey.

And we tagged along!

Hey! Hey! Hi!

Oh, it's tall people...

Not that you're not tall.

Surprise!

- Hello!

- Oh, you look wonderful.

- Really?

- You are glowing.

- What did you think of my parents?

- They slept the entire trip.

This is amazing!

Can we see the workshop?

Yes. Go right there.

Go ahead.

Oh, wait, wait, wait!

My mom and dad can't know we're

at Santa's workshop in the North Pole.

Where do they think we are?

Welcome to Canada!

Eh?

An easy flight,

we cruised through customs.

Oh, what a strange flight.

Go, go, go.

It was like a dream.

And such a nice meal.

They gave you a meal?

I got four nuts in a pouch.

And you had us sit in coach.

No, that was first class.

And I got a chance to sit

next to Tony Bennett.

Mom! Dad!

Sweetheart! Sweetheart.

- Come here.

- Oh, you!

Look at you, look at you.

And look at this, look at this.

It could be twins.

But since you married the toymaker,

we don't get a lot of information.

Oh, honey, just stop it, OK?

Sweetheart, I am just so happy

to see you, darling.

I'm so happy to see you, too, Mom.

I'm sure you have

a perfectly good reason

for shutting us out of your life.

Magnificent.

It's amazing.

Killer.

Please remember,

you're welcome to observe,

but don't touch

or interfere with toy-making.

I'll make sure she

doesn't get into anything.

Look! Kobi the Magic Panda

and accessories!

Lucy!

Lucy, come back here.

Whoa!

Trains.

I'm... I'm just gonna go make a doll!

Oh, excellent job.

Bang, bang!

Isn't that fun?

Faster, worker elves, faster.

The Hall of Snow Globes, perhaps?

What might we have here.

It's a lot of beans.

How many beans can he eat?

Who are you?

Who are you?

You don't resemble

one of the red man's minions.

- What's the deal?

- I'm Lucy. Scott's my uncle.

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