The Sandlot 2 Page #2

his fiirst day of summer vacation is an enemy.

And now I had fiive of them.

But I also had a new friend.

And it was because of me and Hayley

that David would fiinally come...

to the one great moment in his life.

Do I have to rake the whole fiield?

- [ Door Closes ]

- Oh. Hi, Daddy.

- Hey, uh, sweetheart.

- Roger.

You know referring to Hayley

with frilly nicknames is sexist.

It negatively impacts

her developing self-esteem.

Now, she is every bit

the equal of a male child.

Right. Sorry, uh-

Sorry there, uh, buddy.

That is much better.

[ Loud Kiss ]

- I gotta go. And you, you be good.

- Bye, Mom.

- Bye.

- See you later, sweetheart.

Uh, partner.

Uh, Dad, this is my friend, uh-

-Johnnie.

- Yeah.

- Oh, hey-hey,Johnnie. [ Chuckles ]

- [ Engine Starts ]

Nice to meet you,John.

[ Clears Throat ] Yeah. It's nice to

meet you there, uh,Johnnie.

- Anyway,Johnnie's into rockets too.

- Hayley- No, no.

Dad, please. There's the NASA logo.

Oh. [ Chuckles ] I've got my-

Yeah, whoops, there.

Uh- [ Clears Throat ] Well,Johnnie, uh,

model rocketry...

- that's a great little hobby.

- With all due respect, sir,

rockets are my life.

Really?

- Well, mine too.

- May I ask, sir, what

you're currently working on?

Well, you could.

But if I told you, I'd have to-

- Daddy.

- What?

That's okay.

I know he's just kidding.

Not really.

- Yes, sir. I understand.

- Yeah.

- We'll see you around there, buddy.

- Okay. Count on it, sir.

- Okay. See you later,

sweetheart, uh, tiger.

- Yeah.

- Right.

- Bye, Dad.

Forget it. You need

security clearance to get in there.

- In your own garage?

- My dad's workshop.

Grab that sprinkler.

You've got a lot of work to do.

They turned the dugout

into a dollhouse.

- Is that legal?

- Is what legal?

Girls... on a baseball diamond.

- What are you doing here?

- You said that yesterday.

Is that all you know how to say?

Besides, none of your beeswax.

- You're not allowed to be here.

- We have as much right to

play here as you do.

- Play what?

- Baseball.

- Are you taking loony pills?

- What's that supposed to mean?

That's a softball- squishy- for girls.

[ Rustling, Crackling ]

This is a baseball.

What men play with.

- Then what are you doing with one?

- [ Girls Giggle ]

- Well?

- ''Well'' what?

- Leave already.

- No.

Look, doll,

this is a baseball diamond.

We come here to play

a serious game of baseball.

You and your friends should go home and play

with your Barbies before you get hurt.

- Are you threatening me?

- No, sugar.

He just means if there's a bad hop, you could

get hurt being, like, girls and all.

And you're a male chauvinist pig,

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