The Rise and Rise of Michael Rimmer Page #3
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- Year:
- 1970
- 100 min
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Basically, the consumer strongly dislikes
the taste of your product.
Furthermore, its extreme hardness
makes it almost impossible to eat.
- Very true.
than us, Mr Rimmer.
I don't think there's any cause
for worry, though.
With the right sort of campaign
we can make a virtue
out of these defects.
(# STYLISH 'JET-SET' MUSIC)
(SMOOTH MASCULINE VOICEOVER)
What's keeping him?
Why doesn't he come?
Suddenly she remembers
her tube of Scorpios.
(# FEMALE CHORUS
Scorpio... Scorpio...)
(# Scorpio... Scorpio...)
The refreshing hardness
tingles on her tongue.
(# Scorpio... Scorpio...)
She doesn't need him any more.
Enjoy yourself
with a Scorpio.
(# Scorpio!)
Good God! Is that our old humbug?
(FERRET) Here's the coffee
you asked for, sir.
(RIMMER) It was tea, Ferret.
Ah. Tea, was it?
some tea in it.
(TANYA) Good morning, Mr Rimmer.
(RIMMER) Morning, Tanya.
- Morning.
- Morning, Mr Rimmer.
(PUMER) What are your plans
for this week, sir?
(RIMMER) Please call me Michael.
- Oh. Thank you, Michael.
This week, I thought we'd
concentrate on sex.
- Oh. Good idea.
- Yes!
I'd like to suggest
an all-embracing probe
Isn't that rather close
to the wind?
(RIMMER) Well, I don't know about
your personal sexual habits, Mr Crodder
but there is wide
public interest in the subject.
(CRODDER) My sexual habits?
- I don't want anyone enquiring in...
(RIMMER) In yours, and everybody else's.
I think an honest and extremely
detailed investigation of this kind
is the quickest way
of getting us onto the front pages.
Hear, hear!
(CRODDER) Excuse me. We're
conducting a poll
into the sexual habits
of the British.
Oooh! Come on in...
(BUBBLING)
(PUMER) Hello. I wonder
if you could help me?
We're doing this sex survey...
(FACTORY HOOTER OBSCURES
EMPHATIC REPLY)
How many times a week?
You're joking!
The last time was Tuesday...
June the 3rd, 1953.
It was the Coronation
that got her going.
Oh, it's quite enjoyable work.
But it's not really my profession,
you know.
No, I regard it more as a sort
of stepping-stone to show business.
Oh, Mr Mandeville.
(FRUITILY) It's a pleasure!
(CRODDER) Five times an hour!
(FEDERMANN) Why are they always in Latin?
(PUMER) I thought this one
was a cough linctus.
(RIMMER) Keep it up.
(MRS FERRET) If you spent a little less time
reading about sex
and a little more time
I do.
Err, err, I mean I don't.
On the floor again.
- Well, I must be off to work.
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