The Riot Club Page #6
Listen.
I've been out with those girls.
And you are so much better.
- Hmm.
- You're gorgeous.
Everything you've just said is bollocks.
Or to put it another way?
Woolly liberal bollocks.
Sorry, but calling the Beveridge Report
The NHS and the welfare state were founded
on the post-war re-evaluation of society.
Which your essay suggests
is some kind of socialist utopia!
I'm just saying, the culture
of dependency it fostered...
Fostered moral citizenship!
Forcing people to pay
for other people's bad choices.
- Or bad luck!
- Gentlemen!
May I suggest, we're straying
into subjective territory.
I'm much less interested in your opinions
than I am in intellectual rigour.
We're historians. Not guests on Newsnight.
Welcome to the Riot Club.
You f***ers.
You total f***ers.
We aim to please.
Hope you weren't too attached
to your, um, everything.
- Sh*t! Oh, f***!
- Miles?
- Oh, my God, have you been burgled?
- No, it's...
Your laptop!
Oh...
Well, I think this means I'm in.
This is what they do to people they like?
No, I'm just going to clear it up.
Oh, come on, it's just a bit of fun.
- It's tradition.
- These people are not your friends.
- Oh, for f***'s sake, Lauren!
- What?
Well, maybe, you don't like it
cos you don't get to do it.
F***! Look, I'm sorry! Lauren!
Jesus.
I just wish I knew whose jizz it was-.
Well, it's one for all and all for one.
So, in a way, it's everyone's jizz.
Great, so, you did Bukkake on my room.
Proper Riot boy.
Here.
It's actually really hard to get off.
Paper's porous.
You know, in a few years' time, these
boys will be behind some very big desks,
important desks.
You as well.
College is the last time we get to disport
ourselves without anyone watching.
Let's not waste it by being squeamish.
Looks great. Looks classy.
It's a ruby wedding party, Dad,
I don't know if they want classy.
No, this is the Young Entrepreneurs.
- Students? All this?
- Hmm.
Wealthy kids, wealthy parents.
This is a fine dining market.
Yeah, we're a pub, not a Michelin Star.
And do you know how many pubs
are closing every week in this country?
Helen, they need forks
as well as spoons for dessert,
they're not having Fruit Corners.
Posh people say "pudding", Dad,
not "dessert".
No they don't, do they?
- University?
Must have been.
Don't drink until the president
says you can.
OK.
And absolutely no talk
of religion or politics.
- Is it always this far away?
- Oh, we're banned from anywhere closer.
And the menu is all, like, breast
so I said to Leighton,
"Mate, let me go off-piste,
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