The Right Kind of Wrong Page #5

- Sometimes you just know about a person.

- You don't know this:

that punt that made you notice

me because you're so sexist

you think it's wild a girl can do that.

Danny, the love of my life,

taught me that.

Touch.

Shall we?

You know, it is kind of sexist, you

thinking her kicking a football is cool.

- It is cool. - Whoo-hoo-hoo!

- My wife flies.

That's cool.

Also she made my ball sack

a Twitter account.

Whoo-hoo!

- I hate when she dips like that.

- Leo, you're afraid of heights,

not of other people being up high.

Hey, did I tell you? Colette's

husband is a friend of Garnet's

whose gallery is showing Jill's paintings.

- The ones she won't show you?

- Yeah. And I don't get it, you know?

She always shows me her work first, not-not

that Garnet's a bad guy, you know, if you're

into rich guys with chiseled

good looks who work out.

"Hi, I'm Neil's ball sack."

Oh!

That's just wrong, man.

I don't want your balls on my phone.

If they say wise or

hilarious things you do.

"It's dark in here

and Neil's jeans stink."

He's harmless.

Just annoying.

I've dealt with

my share of nuts on the tour.

I just told Kingsley not to

sell him any more tickets.

Good. I had Cooper

look into him.

He's a failed writer.

He rents a house from

a company I do legal for.

To retaliate would be like,

um, punching a puppy.

You, Danny Hart, have

a good one. You know that?

You ever think of doing

anything other than the tour?

- What?

- Like you said, you-you know,

you're exposed, to anyone.

You know, now that we're settled you can do

anything you want, even go back to school.

But I love what I do.

I hated school.

I just want you to know

you have options, that's all.

Well, so do you.

You don't have to be a lawyer.

Point taken.

Why'd you hate school?

Schools.

I'd always just get settled

and then we'd move.

My entire childhood

was like being on the...

outside of an inside joke.

Well, if you would have come to my school,

I would have invited you

to the cool kids' table.

What?

I love that you brought these here.

But I've been drinking from

these stupid mismatched cups

my entire life.

And you have no idea

the thrill these give me.

She's moving from an

Airstream in the woods!

One more reason she's way too

interesting to be with that...

Lawyer-Olympian-

camp for kids founder?

- What are you doing?

- Pretending to deliver the Honker while I spy on my wife.

Look at him. Giving her thoughts

on her work, sharing a laugh.

I give her feedback.

Feedback is our thing.

- I'm sure she has her reasons.

- Oh, yeah, I'm sure she does.

Look at me. I wanted to publish

books. Niche work with integrity.

Instead, I publish something more

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