The Rezort Page #3

A killer. Sand, sun, sea and slaughter...

[Valerie continues indistinctly]

So, why are you here?

-Vengeance, baby, vengeance!

-To kill those fucks! Come on!

[shouting and cheering]

We know exactly why you are here.

[growls]

Huh? Feel good?

Now you're talking my language.

Whoa!

[cheering]

[Valerie] Ladies and gentlemen, the undead

have had their fun, now it's your turn.

At the Rezort, we firmly believe that

every apocalypse deserves an after party.

[music plays, growling]

[indistinct]

[growl fades]

I f***ing love this place!

Whoa!

[distant growl]

For a quirky, fun time,

please enjoy our...

It's unacceptable.

I am not paying those sort of prices.

-Try again.

-I am not sure this is going to work.

-It's probably nothing.

-We don't know.

Maybe we should tell her...

or you should tell her.

-She likes you.

-You found it.

And you would too, hours ago, if you had

done your systems, which you never do.

OK, OK, let's just get through today.

I'll clean the system overnight.

She'll never know. OK?

Just keep going through, people.

Keep going all the way through, please.

Thank you very much.

Just keep coming. Straight through.

[Jack] Whoa! Yeah!

[beeping]

Mikey, who you got today?

A bunch of dick-swinging investment types.

Maybe I'll get lucky and they'll shoot

themselves, huh?

[laughter]

Your pre-selected weapons

are waiting for you.

Your appointed guide

will take you to your vehicles.

Whoa! Easy there, tiny.

This is reserved for grown-ups.

Reserved for fucktards, more like!

Step this way.

'Sup?

F***, yeah.

-Archer.

-Yeah.

Actually, you sit...

Hey, wherever you like.

OK, so, my name is Tom Nevins.

I'll be your guide this weekend.

We are good to go.

So if everyone has visited

their respective

little girls' or little boys' room,

let's go have some fun, yeah?

Right, let's begin.

Ladies and gentlemen,

your adventure starts in five...

four.. three...

Gates opening. Park is live.

-It's all for show.

-Oh, it's f***ing on, boy!

All guest vehicles away.

Locked and secured.

[beeping]

[alarm]

[beeping continues]

-[beeping stops]

-All good.

Locked and secure.

What's causing that?

System's been laggy this morning.

I think it's OK now.

I don't pay you to think, Salva.

I pay you to know. Fix it.

You'll have seen fences that divide

areas of the park.

That's just to keep them

from herding too much.

Once we are inside those boundaries,

then we are on our own.

[Jack] Awesome!

OK, we really should go over

some health and safety.

So, rule number one, bites not blood.

[Jack] Remember the time

you went to school, yeah?

Chromosyndrome-A is passed

through saliva so beware of teeth.

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