The Rezort Page #2

on the ground level for the next Rezort.

People be proper old!

Yeah, but... F*** me.

I would tap that until it fell off.

Dude!

Yo, I meant my dick not her arse.

Either way, man!

Travelling alone?

Yep, afraid so.

Wedding present. Tickets arrived on time.

Pity the fianc didn't.

Non-refundable, so...

Well, you came to exactly the right place

to be working out any anger.

Oh, yeah, let's hope

that they all look just like him.

[Mel giggles]

Hello.

[giggles]

[Arabic]

I can't believe it's still such a problem.

Well, at least they are getting

some sort of help these days.

If you could all follow me, thank you!

We're up.

[chatter and laughter]

[inaudible]

[woman] Welcome to the Rezort.

Would you like some champagne?

[shouting]

[Jack] Yes, yes, yes, go!

[Alfie] Whoa! Whoa!

[low chatter]

[woman]

Lewis and Melanie? My name is Isabel.

Welcome to the Rezort.

How was your flight?

[low chatter]

And this is your living room.

And the bedroom.

-Anything you need, call our concierge.

-[Lewis] Thank you.

There will be cocktails by our pool

for new guests at six.

-Very nice.

-Is everything satisfactory?

Yes, thank you.

Don't forget.

Your orientation starts shortly.

Orientation?

[gunshots]

[yells]

Whoa!

Sprayed it like a total newb!

Check it, bruv!

[instructor] Cease fire!

Weapons down.

Whoa!

Safety glasses off, ear defenders off.

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

Please make your way

out of the firing range.

Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to the firing range.

Please take a booth each.

Safety glasses on, ear defenders on.

[man] They got nothing like this

in Hong Kong.

Need some assistance with your weapon,

ma'am?

We're good, thanks.

Do you have weapons experience, sir?

Uh, yes, in the war.

OK, well, you're still here,

so that's good enough for me.

You OK?

- Shall we do this together?

-Yeah.

Take it by the grip.

It's just about breathing.

And concentrating.

OK.

Breathe in. And out. And squeeze.

-And again.

-OK.

[gunfire in background]

It's actually pretty cool.

Warrior princess.

[electronic music plays]

[low chatter]

What?

Nothing.

You look happy.

Maybe I am.

Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to the world-famous Rezort.

As our new guests, we'd like

to extend a very personal welcome to you.

So, please show your appreciation for the

visionary mind behind our island paradise.

Valerie Wilton!

[cheering]

Two billion dead.

The world in ruin.

The chromosyn pandemic

gave each of us a story.

Those stories led us all to this island.

In a world rebuilt, a world reborn...

...I created the Rezort

to make your fantasies come true.

We are here to offer you a holiday

like no other...

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