The Party Animal Page #3
- R
- Year:
- 1984
- 78 min
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I got a two.
Well, you got to play by the rules.
Off it comes.
- I am embarrassed.
- Don't be. We're all girls. Come on.
- Show the boobies.
- Take off your goddamn shirt.
More cards.
I win.
I lose.
Take your shirt off.
Oh, I love this!
Lula Belle, how come you always win?
Shut up. All right, go ahead.
- What's that?
- It's a little lady problem.
That's no lady.
Women hate me.
- It's because I'm ugly.
- You're not ugly.
- I'm short.
- Napoleon was short.
- Did he ever get laid?
- All the time.
I'm from Alabama.
I'm sure that
Southern people get laid.
Studley, we lost the war.
Yeah, I know. But, I mean,
that was years ago.
A defeat like that kills all the romance
in a woman's heart.
I really find that hard to believe.
I'd sell my soul for a piece of ass.
- Don't say that.
- It's true.
I know it might be true,
but don't say it out loud.
- I'd sell my soul for a piece of ass!
- Damn it! You'll be sorry you said that.
I think you need some new clothes.
Clothes make the man.
I want you to go to Willinger's.
You got that? Willinger's.
It's a clothing store.
You tell them
to give you the works.
Willinger's.
Studley said to give me the works.
Help!
I don't wanna be a punk rocker!
Damn you, Studley.
Hi, Studley.
Shut up! Would you shut up!
I am not an animal.
- Bullshit! That's an animal!
- Yeah.
because I got it all figured out.
This is absolutely guaranteed
to get you laid.
I have never seen this fail.
"One blow job, $22.50."
"One hand job, $11.50."
"One hemorrhoid massage, $12.95."
Hi, girls.
Pondo, come on.
No, don't go away. Come on.
Don't be embarrassed.
Attaboy.
- Hi, girls.
- What the hell?
- Oh, my God!
- A face only a cockroach would love.
We've got money.
- I'd rather f*** my father.
- Get away from me!
Studley?
Damn! All dressed up
and no place to go.
Elbow, you got to help me with Pondo.
- Can't do it.
- Talk to him.
- I talked to him. It didn't help.
- He keeps trying to kill himself.
That's 'cause he can't
get no tail, Studley.
But I'll tell you something.
The more tail you get,
the more tail you get.
- You ought to know that, Studley.
- Yes, sir.
The less tail you get, the less you get.
Now that's true, too.
Amen.
Pondo is going downhill,
and he's picking up speed by the minute.
- Best just get out of the way.
- I can't do that. He's my best friend.
This is bigger than friendship.
This is what you call cosmic.
- Really?
- Yeah.
The Buddhists call it, let me see,
reincarnation.
I thought you were a Baptist.
I figure Pondo
is paying for some past lifetime.
He be bad back then.
Maybe a Pharaoh.
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