The Parole Officer Page #2
- R
- Year:
- 2001
- 93 min
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You'll get a pension.
Look at Al Pacino. You're just a dwarf with a calculator.
Yeah, I got a calculator, which is useful.
Cos I can account for every bill,
receipt and cheque in boring detail.
The taxman's always welcome at my house.
If he was tipped off about you...
Let's see. "He's a copper, so he earns this much."
"Bugger all. And he spends this much."
"It doesn't make sense, unless he's on the take."
What the bloody hell you doin?
Boss.
- Still thinking of going legit?
- No, just changed me mind.
- You've killed him.
- What?
What?
Some more crisps.
Who's that?
Coming out.
- Who are you?
- Please don't shoot.
- Are those my crisps?
- I'm hypoglycaemic.
Th-The opposite of, er, diabetes.
I overproduce insulin, my sugar levels crash,
I get lethargic and I need regular carbohydrate snacks.
What are you doing here?
I really don't know.
Oh, look, he's alive!
Get him!
There he is!
Uh, right, listen. Could I just say something?
If you attack me, I will go to the police.
It'll be reported. You'll have a criminal record.
You've got one. OK.
In my wallet, I've got...40! That's 20 each.
Plus a cash card.
It's got a 200 limit, of which I've withdrawn 40.
You've got that. Now, the PIN number.
It's the Battle of Hastings.
Oh! Oh, my God!
Oh! Oh, that really hurt! Oh, oh...
- Oh, bloody sh*t!
- Bloody hell!
Where is he?
Oh, Gordon Bennett!
I dunno. No sign of him.
'Good morning, Manchester. It's 8:00.
'A man out walking his dog made a gruesome discovery
'when he came across a headless
corpse on the Stockport Canal.
'Police urgently seek the owner of
a wallet found near the body...'
Hello, my name is Simon Garden.
I'd like to report a murder.
Erm... I know I look a mess.
I, uh... I slept rough last night.
I got punched in the face by a man with a stick.
Fell off a roof into a canal.
Actually got a condom stuck on my finger.
Eugh.
I'm not a lunatic. I'm a probation officer.
Um... I know, same thing.
But, no, this is murder and I'd like
to speak to a senior officer, please.
Certainly, sir.
Good.
- Oh.
- Hello, Simon.
Hello.
I reckon we should, you know, rub him out.
We can't rub people out. We're police officers.
Aye, of course.
- What about the accountant?
- That was unfortunate.
Are you just gonna let him go?
For the time being. He's a very scared boy.
He'll probably go back to do-gooding in Toy Town.
If he does talk, we'll pay him a visit.
He'll find a kilo of Colombia's
finest and a head in his fridge.
Let's look at the facts.
I'm in charge of the investigation.
Your wallet's found near the body.
You're... "helping police with their enquiries".
You're in a lot of trouble.
But hang on. I think I can help you.
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