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Fell off the chair.
I wasn't, uh...
I know you're wearing a skirt, but I didn't see anything.
Yeah, I prefer skirts. Healthier, isn't it?
We're ready for you, Mr Garden.
We've had a letter of complaint
stating that you are a
"negative and destructive influence"
"on the smooth running
it's just a clash of personalities.
Right, yeah, well, I mean, that's what I mean.
It's a clash between... me and them.
Are they right?
then, yes, they're right.
If it's best for a client who's
just left prison for the 14th time
then, yes, they're right.
But I've seen over 1,000 clients
Simon Garden was an inspiration.
and he said, "That's your future."
or you can wipe your arse on it."
Before I met Simon, I was thievin' and hitting people.
I'm a fishmonger.
12 months ago, I was in prison.
providing PC, Mac and mainframe infrastructure
with online E-task back-up.
Not many people can say that.
He is annoying.
- It's true.
- He is annoying.
We talked to your clients, Mr Garden.
They're good people. I used to say,
"You're halfway up a mountain.
Crime is the easy path to the bottom.
"Responsibility is the hard path to the top.
"But when you get there, it's a great view.
- "Cos in every sinner..."
- Thank you.
There's a vacancy in Manchester.
I'll take it.
You know you are a dreamer
Well, can you put your hands in your head, oh, no
I said dreamer
You're nothing but a dreamer
So can you put your hand in your head, oh, no
I said far out... - Wanker.
What a day, a year, a laugh it is
Well, you know you had it coming to you...
Now there's not a lot I can do
So now you put your head in your hands, oh, no
Hey! Slow down! Idiot!
'Pull over, driver! Pull over!'
Get away from there!
You just saved that girl's life.
DI Burton, City Police.
Oh, right... sir.
- Oh, hello. You must be Kirsty.
You all right? Got a bit of a...
- Oh, uh, I-I fell.
Now... "Car theft, car theft, ram-raiding",
"arson, car theft, car theft and car theft."
Expelled from St John Fisher's,
Hogarth, Glenbrook Junior.
It burnt down.
Ah, yes. Hence the arson.
You could hang your hat on that.
Oh, huh, he is.
Give that to me.
We'll come back to this.
- Big Dipper.
- Oh, uh...
I've got you! Get off me!
- There she is.
Come on, Kirsty.
Admit to possession of drugs
reckless driving, resisting arrest, arson.
We'll call it a day, I'll take us
down the pub, buy us a pint of lager.
And half a shandy, if no one's looking, for Mr Garden.Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes
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