The Paper Page #5
- R
- Year:
- 1994
- 112 min
- 266 Views
Features.
We got Alison's profile
of the teenage hit man.
We got Grace finally done with that
Hollywood who's-banging-who chart...
and part three in our continuing saga
on penile implants.
By the way, could we possibly get
another dick drawing?
It looks like a map of Florida.
It also looks like, I think, the 5th
at Shinnecock Country Club, doesn't it?
I would play over the water,
by the way, as a suggestion.
All right. Business.
Dow's up. Trade figures came out
at 8:
00. Nothing shocking.But I'm telling you, I'm sitting on
Watergate out there on Staten Island...
with the zoning commission thing.
If you guys could just give me
a couple of city-side reporters...
Wait.
How is it possible that you
always have Watergate somewhere?
Listen, I'm... Piss off, Carl!
I mean it this time.
I got a quote from
the commission chairman's ex-wife...
- and she's plenty ready to talk.
- His ex-wife?
His first ex-wife.
There's a reliable source.
Yeah. Foreign.
Terrorists blew up a restaurant in
Paris, killing five. None from New York.
Ferry boat capsized in the Philippines,
drowning 300. None from New York.
There was a violent coup
in Bahrain.
None from New York!
Witnessed... Witnessed
by two people from Long Island.
- Oh, Henry, this might interest you.
- What's that?
The mother whale in the Ukraine
had triplets.
She told me she was on the pill!
Excuse me.
I get any on you?
Thanks for asking, Bernie.
All right. So, page one,
subway sounds like our wood, right?
- We got great art.
- I think it's definite.
I don't think so. I don't think so.
You know, TV's gonna be all over it.
They already are.
It's a minor derailment.
And Carmen has got great day two stuff
on the Williamsburg murders.
If they make a bust,
we have to follow up on that.
The subway's a major story.
- Nobody died.
- Somebody got maimed.
- Yeah, that helps.
- Minor derailment.
All I'm saying is people got maimed,
and we have pictures of it.
Goddam it!
So we f***ed up yesterday!
Why do you want to tuck our tail
between our legs and take it for...
and do what everybody else does?
Let's stand alone.
Let's make up for it.
We're a commuter paper.
People want the subway.
Are you market research all of a sudden?
Not everything is about money.
It is when you almost fold
every six months.
Bullshit.
Come on. You two can slug it out
at the 3:
00. Let's wrap it up early.All right? Because Henry
has an interview...
at The Sentinel.
The Sentinel?
- Thank you.
- All right!
- Congratulations.
- Excuse us.
a little something.
What do you guys want? Tote bags?
Let me take some orders.
- Phil? Chair?
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