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Season #1 Episode #8: Once Upon a Swap

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Eda:
[tosses the sunglasses and takes the lollipop] Ha! That's more like it.

Dog:
[sniffs, whines]

Eda:
[taunts] You got nothing! [laughs and walks away]

[The dog licks its nose where Eda hit it with the lollipop]

Eda:
[sighs] Being King is a walk in the park. I'm gonna win this bet for sure. [stops walking] Wha‐‐

Roselle:
Oh, Dottie! Look at this lost little dumpling!

Eda:
What's that? [is picked up] Whoa! Hey, I'm not lost, you creeps!

Roselle:
Poor baby! Do you need us to make you a delicious meal?

Eda:
No, I don't need you‐‐

[Roselle scratches Eda's belly.]

Eda:
Tummy scratches? Ooh. You know what? Maybe I am lost. Take me away, ladies.

[They walk down an alley, their shadows looming on the wall. Cut to a kitty café, where two creatures meow in the window and a demon with several giant eyes is painting words on the window. Roselle and Dottie carry Eda inside.]

Roselle:
Welcome to our kitty café. This is our little safe haven for cherubs like you.

[Various witches and demons are playing with smaller creatures, only one of which actually looks like a cat.]

Eda:
Ugh... What hot mess is going down here?

Roselle:
You see, precious cargo like you should be taken care of. Boop! All you should have to worry about is how many belly rubs you want or how much tasty num‐nums you're gonna eat. [puts Eda into a crib]

Eda:
Well, my creep alarm is ringing, but I can't argue with num‐nums. [takes the cupcake Dottie hands her]

Roselle:
This place is a safe place. A place clean from the outside world. And those teenagers who filthen it. [points to a sign behind her reading "NO TEENS A-MEOW-ED"] You have a good nap, my dearest. And welcome... to your new home.

[Her and Dottie walk through the employees only door. Eda tosses the cupcake aside.]

Eda:
Ha! Oh, being adorable is the life. [yawns] Time for a nap.

[She pulls out a pillow, pats it, and lays down. A shadow passes over as something meows. Eda opens her eyes with a gasp. She peeks over the edge of the crib, and Bowtie jumps up.]

Bowtie:
Leave this place!

Eda:
[gasps]

Bowtie:
[jumps into the crib and grabs Eda by the collar] Danger is near.

Roselle:
[through the door] Baby demon! We have a surprise for you!

Eda:
You hear that, Bowtie? [shoves him out of the crib]

Bowtie:
[grunts] Ow!

Eda:
There's a new star in town.

[The door opens.]

Bowtie:
[yowls and runs]

Roselle:
A gift for our new, cutest demon. [holds out a bee costume]

Eda:
Okay, I'm out. [crawls out of the crib and goes to the door] Novelty costumes are where I draw the line.

Roselle:
Dottie, please help our little angel get changed.

[Dottie shrieks and growls, hopping on various pieces of furniture in order to stop Eda.]

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