The Outcasts Page #3

Now, most of us walk past these two

and have never bothered

to get to know them.

So I put together a little

video of our very own Jodi

so we could all learn

a bit more about her.

Someone's ballin'.

Who's Jodi?

Oh.

Well any requests?

Ooh eczema, I'm gonna vanquish ya

Yow!

Oh you're such a good kisser.

I'd party down with you

any time, Adam Scott.

Oh my god.

You know how there are the

birds and there are the bees.

How familiar are you with male anatomy?

Oh my god, Dad, I am 17.

Hon, got your tampons.

Dad!

No, I need maximum flow.

I told you, Dad!

Oh no!

Jodi, wait!

You're all mean!

Jodi!

You're late.

How epic was prank eight?

I want to be you when I grow up.

If you're going to

be in power next year,

this is your new Bible,

the 48 Laws of Power.

I suggest you heed law number one.

Never outshine the master.

Your lawnmower man is like so happy.

Don't wave!

Mackenzie, drive.

Reach all the stars

'Cause you are my friend

And you're killing it every day

Hey, Jodi.

It's me, your best friend.

Um I'm at school right now and you know,

it is really, really not that bad.

Oy vey.

Oh my god, have you seen

Jodi's Instagram feed?

Someone tagged a photo of

her on a box of tampons.

- That is really not right.

- Oh my god.

That prank was pretty twisted, Whitney.

Even for you.

I mean, how mental do you have to be

to put that much effort

into messing with a couple of nerds

who were just trying to make peace?

All I had to do was teach

myself how to hack a webcam,

figure out Jodi's IP address

and then trick her into responding

to a spyware email I

learned how to write.

You guys are demonic.

You're like medieval to each other.

I will not allow Big Bang Theory

and her frizzy-haired lap dog

to roam the halls of this school

thinking that for one

second they are my equal.

Law 15, crush your enemy totally.

Right.

Oh Jodi, coming in.

Remember that only my opinion matters.

Hey, I brought you something.

I brought you my favorite book on Tesla,

who was also totally defeated

and humiliated in his lifetime

and has since regained popularity

and had a resurgence of respect.

Also brought some cookies.

They'll be good in an hour.

And a mint.

Yeah!

Oh.

You know, one day we are

gonna look back on this

and it is going to be...

Uh just stop, Mindy.

I told you this was gonna happen.

People like Whitney don't change.

God, I knew I shouldn't have

clicked on that attachment.

New Tina Fey series,

piccolo players wanted.

Okay, all right.

No, no.

No.

We're not accepting defeat.

Do we accept defeat?

No.

We are gonna win this one.

I'm sure you understand

the definition of winning.

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