The Outcasts Page #2

Actually, no.

We were wondering if

we could talk to Whitney

for a second.

Do you have an appointment?

It's fine, Mackenzie.

I want to hear what Bill Nye

and the lesbian have to say.

Hello.

We know that there has

been some bad blood

between us throughout the years,

but we are seniors now

and there is no reason

why we can't finish off

the school year

being civil to each other.

We thought that if we came

and spoke to you like adults,

we could come to some sort of

mutually beneficial agreement.

Wow.

I applaud your courage.

Okay.

Wait what?

It didn't occur to me

until this exact moment

that I kind of respect you.

You didn't change yourself to blend in,

which is much more than can be said

for the rest of these automatons.

Well I'm glad we could come

to this understanding.

Actually, Colin's throwing

a party this Saturday.

You should come.

Thank you for coming.

Friends don't let friends drive drunk.

Ow.

The mean attractiveness of this party

is statistically significant.

How do I look?

Soccer mom goes to the Olive Garden.

I guess we should...

Colin!

Oh perfect.

Thank you for hosting us.

You have a lovely home.

My mom says never come

to a party empty handed.

Sweet.

Oh.

Have fun, baby.

Hey bro, we got next game.

Oh my god.

Is that really how I just

saw my first human penis?

See, we are diversifying

our portfolio of high

school experiences already.

That contains Colin's urine.

Hey.

MIT and what was it?

How's it going, guys?

Well we haven't been roofied yet so.

Wow.

Aren't you enchanting?

This is her trying to be nice.

I'm hoping to get time off

from this conversation

for good behavior.

You're funny, Wellesley.

Thanks, Penn State.

I'm Dave by the way.

We were lab partners sophomore year.

Um Mandy.

Mindy.

Mindy like...

- Like Mindy.

- Like Mindy, cool.

Any reason it would be awkward

for me not to know your name?

Not unless you're an avid follower

of the piccolo section in

the school marching band.

Ah I'm more of a tuba

section guy myself.

Well then I'm Jodi.

Hi.

There you guys are.

Welcome to the 1%.

- Follow me.

- Our pleasure.

Good luck!

Cool, right?

Mackenzie!

Go fetch some drinks for

our guests of honor, please.

Oh that's not, not.

Dorks, balls now.

They want you to play pong.

Like ping?

No, beer.

Oh.

Thank you.

Boom!

Drink.

I think it's gone bad.

No, that's just what beer tastes like.

I don't lose.

- You did it!

- Yeah!

Excuse me!

Hello everyone.

Can I have your attention please?

Shh!

Whitney would like to say a few words.

As you may have noticed,

we have some new additions tonight,

Jodi Shallenberger and Mindy Lipschitz.

Sh*t lips!

Not so funny after four years.

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