The Ouija Exorcism Page #4

aren't many options.

I find that pretty

hard to believe.

Watch out I can

still beat you up.

You can try,

bring it, bring it.

It's on.

Oh my goddess!

What's with all

the hippie sh*t?

I'm a shamanic priestess.

Well, I was ordained online.

I thought all

shamans were dudes.

Shamans by nature are women.

The first shaman was

said to be a woman.

Why do you think male

shamans are always wearing

Women's clothing

and assuming mostly

Female gendered behavior?

I don't know I just

thought they liked to

Wear dresses and

dress up like women.

So, since you're a

shaman do you like

Heal crap and talk to ghosts?

Or I don't know...

Yes, if I can properly

tap into the spirit world.

I can.

How about I

properly tap into you?

No, your dad.

Remember he wore that

really short miniskirt

That one year, where did

he even get that from?

Did you give it to him?

Weirdos

Don't, don't make me

think about that short skirt.

I don't want to

think about that.

He had the most hideous legs

And it kind of went

up in the back.

- Oh hey.

- Jeff, hi.

Did you just get

back from the market?

Yep.

You guys are awfully chummy huh?

Just catching up on old times.

Huh. I'd love to hear

about your old times

With my girlfriend, Joe.

Well Joe and his dad

used to dress up for

Wait, what was it

called again, Yos?

Purim.

Purim, that's right.

And apparently, there

was this Persian king

Who planned to have all the

Jewish people killed, and...

The holiday is to celebrate

the people that saved them

And foiled his plan, basically.

Bummer.

No, actually it

was pretty great.

I mean the girls used

to dress up like boys

And the boys used to

dress up like girls

And they would sing songs

and play with noisemakers

And it was really great.

Yeah, well, you know

shamans are actually girls?

What was that?

I don't know.

I'm confused.

Of course you met

that guy online.

Shut up.

Oh God, I did.

Smart phones, dumb people.

Salud.

I love you too.

Hang on!

Come in.

Hey.

What are you doing?

Nothin'.

Sure.

Dinner's ready, so

you should wash up.

And buddy you might want

to change that shirt,

You've been wearing it

for like, three days.

Fine.

Just looking out for you.

Okay, Dad.

Get out!

So, um, kids, did

you have fun today?

Oh yeah.

What about you Jeff,

did you have fun?

Jeff?

Jeff?

Huh?

Did you have fun today?

Yeah. It was fine.

Anyone seen my dad?

I'm going to go find him.

This is good.

Hey, we're all waiting

for you out here,

Noah, I thought I told

you to get ready for...

Noah?

What? I was changing my shirt.

Do you hear that?

Hear what?

Sup? Earth to Joe.

You coming to dinner or what?

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