The Ouija Exorcism Page #3

Get the bags.

What's a yogi

anyway though, a bear?

Yep. She steals

picnic baskets.

That's what I thought.

Let's go.

Jesus, this isn't a

cabin, it's a mansion.

It's like Pablo

Escobar's rustic getaway.

Would you uh, watch

your language please?

What? We're Jewish,

I can say Jesus.

All I'm saying is the cabin

is bigger than our house,

And there's probably a bunch

of cocaine hidden in the walls.

Hey!

What do you know about cocaine?

You know, don't, don't tell me.

Hey!

You guys made it!

Yep.

Good to see you.

Welcome.

Yeah he, guilted me

into it on the highway.

Plus I thought it'd be nice

to make some "cool memories"

Before he goes off to school.

That's really nice.

Chloe's inside and...

Jeff's at the market,

So why don't I show you inside?

Sure, yeah.

Jeff's at the market...

Sup dude?

Sup?

Did you guys change your mind?

Yeah. Yeah,

something like that.

How was the market?

Find anything nice?

Oh, you mean Ronnie.

Ronnie she's like

the yogi around here.

Takes care of stuff when

people are around, whatever

Recent divorcee.

On the prowl.

You know, because

she's a cougar.

Like an older, you get it?

No, I get it.

So how does Bev feel about you

doing yoga with other women?

You listen here, Rabbi.

If you even think about

opening your mouth to Bev,

You'll be in matzo straw

for the rest of your life.

That's not how matzo,

That's not how matzo works.

Sweet.

Hey

Hey, babe.

Where are you going?

I forgot the

bread at the market.

- Get it later.

- I can't

- We have our family hike.

- We can't have sandwiches without bread.

Okay?

You know the hike

is not my thing, okay?

I'll be back later.

Love you.

- Hey.

- How are you?

Better now.

Chloe?

Chloe!

Yes, mother.

We are going on a hike,

would you like to join us?

Are you serious?

I'd rather hang out

with Noah all weekend.

Looks like it's

just you and me, Joe.

Just like old times.

Bye.

Huh?

Bye.

Okay, bye.

I know you're there, perv.

How'd you get in here?

So.

So.

Jeff, huh?

Come on, he means well.

- Yeah?

- Yeah, he really does.

I mean I know he's

a pain and all,

But, he really is a good guy.

I met him online.

After my husband passed away.

Of course you met

that guy online.

What's that supposed to mean?

Nothing.

I just, uh, I guess I can't

really picture swiping

Right on that guy.

Swipe right?

Yeah, yeah, I've

seen Noah swipe right,

He's in his room just swiping,

At least I think it's swiping.

No, I've never swiped.

I don't believe in

swiping before marriage.

Bev?

Yeah.

You okay?

I don't know.

I think I made a mistake.

He means well and all,

But we're just two

different people,

And at my age there

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