The Oranges Page #2

If you think he's such a loser,

then don't come to the wedding!

Jesus, turn that thing down!

Down volume!

Down volume!

- Oh, God!

- Down volume!

You guys, it's getting late.

The party's over, OK?

Love you. 'Bye.

Amy, did you see Ethan?

Baby?

Ethan?

Ethan?

Uh, it's...

Gimme a sec.

Come on. I want to

get everybody out of here.

Hey, how's it going with

the, uh, couples counsellor?

I don't know.

She's so non-specific.

It's like talking to fog.

David and I know

where we stand with each other.

That's how we've lasted this long.

Somehow, it works.

Well, don't look at me.

I just pretend Terry's invisible.

- Notice anything different?

- I sure do.

Nice new mini fridge.

I think it really

ties the room together.

- It's the Max 5950.

- It's the one you recommended.

From the patio series.

Good move.

Let's take a look

in the mini ice compartment.

Oh, boy.

It's really big, isn't it?

Now, this stuff is huge

in Europe.

And we've just landed

the American campaign.

- No kidding? Congrats.

- Thanks.

Russians like it for breakfast.

Before the devil

knows you're dead.

Boy, it's, um...

Well...

Really not very good, is it?

- It's not good at all. No.

- No.

What's up with these sheets?

You, um...

...spending a little extra time

out here?

Just a couple of nights a week.

Late-night TV.

You've gotta be

f***ing kidding me.

Oh, sh...

Nina? Wow!

- David. Hi.

- It's been so long.

I thought you weren't

coming back for Thanksgiving.

Yeah, well...

Um...

Are my parents here?

Locked out.

They're in the back.

Last day of barbecue season.

What's going on?

- You OK?

- David?

Paige wants to know what

you did with the tong thing.

Hi, Mom.

I'm back for Thanksgiving.

We turned it into a second den.

If your father's

in the first den

and I want some privacy,

I come here.

Honey, I have this really cool

self-inflating mattress.

It fits perfectly in the corner

and it is really comfy.

But, you know, we have your

old bed frame out there in the...

...in the garage -

I can set it up for you.

- Take me two... two se...

- No, that's fine.

I'll only be here a few days.

Why? Where are you

going to now?

I don't know.

I haven't figured it out yet.

Well, why don't you

stay here for a while?

I don't care -

it's not like we haven't

gotten used to you being gone.

Can you hold off

on the guilt trips

for just a little while,

please?

I've had a rough couple days.

I'd never seen Nina

with her tail between her legs.

But I didn't

have time to gloat.

Back on our side of the street,

we had our own problems.

That's not what I'm saying.

- What about Christmas?

- Come on, Paige.

- I'm trying here.

- Oh. Now I'm not trying.

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