The Orange Man Page #3

- You're right.

Thanks.

- It's rough.

These damn kidney

stones is rough.

- That was Susan.

Looks like we'll be

heading out tomorrow, boys.

- Righteous.

- Just like the old days.

- Guys, this is gonna be great.

- Yep.

- You made my day,

you know that?

- Hey, what are

friends for, huh?

- Right.

Right, right.

- To great friends.

To an amazing trip, and

unforgettable memories.

- Hey, Gerry.

Hey baby.

Hey!

- Hey guys.

- Give me that fishing pole.

- This is exactly what I needed.

A couple days to clear my

head, do a little fishing.

Heck, I might even

tackle some hiking too.

- There better not be

any snakes out there,

I'll tell you that.

- The only snake you're gonna

find is right here.

- You are nasty.

- Say what you want,

but I'm the one

pickin' up all the hot broads.

- Jimmy, your

Jimmy ain't seen no coochie

since you dropped

out of your mama.

Me on the other hand,

man I been wearin'

this wheelchair out.

I even completely wore

out a set of brakes.

Oh oh oh baby.

- Guys, can we have

at least one trip

without hearing

about your sex lives?

- Or lack of.

- Whatever.

Just remember this.

I'm gettin' some

tail this weekend

with or without you guys.

- Don't look so depressed.

We're having fun.

Remember that.

- Yeah.

I can't believe I didn't

figure it out sooner.

I mean, all this time

this guy is coming over

to my house, working

on my wife's computer?

The only hard drive he

was replacing was mine.

- I know exactly how you feel.

Granted I was never married,

but I was in a serious

online relationship.

You know the thing that

bothered me the most?

She never sent me

her profile photo.

She said, "You should

love me for who I am,

"not how I look."

That's all fine and dandy.

I get that.

But when you find

out that the person

that you've been loving

for the past two years

is a man named Walter

living in Romania, well...

It's enough to push

anyone over the edge.

- Oh God.

Here we go again,

listening to Wilbur

talk about his loverboy.

- Walter, kiss me.

Mwah mwah mwah mwah.

- Shut up!

This is serious!

- Yeah yeah yeah.

- Anyhow.

I feel like we have something

in common, you know?

- Yeah.

- Pit stop!

- Hey boss, I'm gonna

take 20 on pump three.

You got a bathroom?

- Yeah, it's in the

back on the right.

- Thanks.

I know a girl

She lives on the hill

She won't do it

but her sister will

When she boogies

She does the

tubesteak boogie

- Hey Wilbur, a

little more gas huh?

No more gas.

All right, brakes.

Brakes!

- What?

- Brakes!

- Brakes!

- Brakes!

- Jesus.

F***.

- Hey guys, we're here.

- Thank God.

We almost died.

- Man, you know I

ain't got a license.

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