The Orange Man Page #2

- After all I've

done for that bimbo.

- Strong words coming from you.

- I'm sorry.

I'm just stressed out is all.

- No, it's fine.

- Hey, Gerald my man.

- Reggie, Jimmy.

- Oh sh*t!

You son of a b*tch.

You drive like a b*tch.

- Why'd you put

the brakes on, man?

- Man, can't you

drive this damn thing?

Fire your ass.

What's goin' on, baby?

- Thanks for coming out.

- Hey, it's not a problem.

Sorry we're a little late.

Jimmy here had to

make a few stops.

- Still birdwatching?

- Yeah, if you call

watching old ladies bathing

birdwatching.

- Didn't you get arrested

for that last year?

- Man, I didn't get arrested.

I got let off with a warning.

Besides, it's not

against the law

to watch birdies

playing in their nests.

- I guess so.

- Jimmy, some things

just never change.

- Hey, listen.

Wilbur filled us in along

the way about Deborah.

I'm sorry Gerald.

- Thanks.

14 years of marriage

down the drain.

Like that.

- I knew she was lying

to you the entire time.

Just another tune-up.

Well if I ever meet

this Roger fellow,

I'm gonna tune his ass up.

- Jimmy, he's not worth it.

Besides, it's my

problem to deal with.

- Just like you deal with

everything else, man.

When you gonna start

looking out for yourself?

Every time we see you,

you're down in the dumps.

- He's got a point, Gerald.

- Guys, I know you're

trying to help,

but really, I can

take care of this.

- Let's just hope I

don't meet this guy,

'cause if I do, his face is

gonna be meeting the pavement.

- I can drink to that.

- Anyways, I need to

get away for the weekend

and clear my head.

Plus, I've got some

business to take care of

and I figured that maybe

we could all go fishing.

- Sounds fun to me.

Hey, my calendar

is free and clear.

- And I'm unemployed.

- Reggie, you ain't

never been employed.

- Man, shut up.

- Yeah, you know what?

I could use a few days off.

- Hey, this is my office.

I need to take this.

Excuse me.

- I need to use the bathroom.

Come on, a little help guys?

A little help?

- I think

I'm in love, Reggie.

- In love with who?

- Brenda.

She's from Phoenix.

We've been chatting

for like two weeks now.

I think after the trip I

might ask her to move in.

- Do think that's a good idea?

I mean, you barely know her.

Is it a he or she this time?

- She's the one.

- Come outta there!

Damn kidney stones!

- So, what do you think?

Should I ask her to move in?

- What?

Hell, you ask Jimmy.

He's the expert on this stuff.

- I figure you've

rolled over a few women.

- Oh hell, I've

done more than that.

But honestly Wilbur, you

got a bunch of weirdos

online, you know?

So you got to be really careful.

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