The Nursery Page #3

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That's the price you pay,

baby, to play with the python.

[Grace] God!

(Jeremy laughs)

You're disgusting, not

to mention, delusional.

[Jeremy] Yeah, you would know.

Can we scroll past the

Facebook memory moments, please?

[Jeremy] Jealous.

I love it.

(lips smacking)

Guys, really.

It's fine.

I'm fine, it's just (sighs)

I don't wanna piss

off the Belascos.

We'll leave by midnight

and they won't know

the difference.

Cool?

(heavily sighs) That's fine.

[Cali] Great.

[Jeremy] (heavy sigh)

Finally, now where's the beer?

You're not

drinking their beer.

Oh, you are such a hero.

You're not babysitting

the f***ing beer, ya know?

Movie time?

(suspenseful music)

Ah, my friend.

Our theory of

glandular stimulation

through electricity

pulses was correct.

A few days ago, you were

small as your companion.

And now, look at you.

Why are we watching this?

[Jeremy] Because

it's a classic.

Classically stupid maybe.

Because the other

thing he wanted to watch

was even stupider.

It's more stupid.

I didn't realize

this was English 101.

That's because you

didn't pass English 101.

I'm not going to

school for blogging.

(Ranae smirks)

[Jeremy] I think I'm

actually getting more stupid

from this conversation.

Actually, I think stupider

was right in the first place.

Ha!

[Ranae] Tell me

you don't think

you're gonna smoke in here?

Come on.

Grace!

(sighs) Fine, I'll go outside.

I'll go with you.

[Jeremy] You want

us to pause the movie?

Oh, yeah!

Make sure I don't miss a

minute of this piece of sh*t.

(lighter clicking)

(crickets chirping)

Don't these people

believe in neighbors?

I think there are a few

more houses around, but

it's pretty spread out.

I'd go crazy out here

in the middle of nowhere.

[Ranae] It's pretty

during the day.

[Grace] Uh-huh.

[Ranae] There's a path through

there that they showed me.

It's suppose to be

good for hiking.

A creek.

Thrilling.

(crickets chirping)

(dramatic music)

Did you see that?

See what?

By the trees.

[Grace] Yeah, gorgeous.

No, right in

front of the trees.

[Grace] What?

[Ranae] I could have

sworn I saw something.

(crickets chirping)

[Grace] I don't see anything.

Yeah, you're right.

I guess I didn't either.

Come on.

Let's go back in before Cali

and J kill each other. (laughs)

(nervously laughs) Yeah.

[Man On TV] Midnight?

Oh, there ain't no use in

waiting around here any longer.

This must be the bats night off.

(laughing)

[Jeremy] Oh, wait, wait.

This is the best part.

Watch, watch.

(suspenseful music)

(bat screeching)

Did you hear that?

Yeah.

[Jeremy] Oh, that was

the best part, hold on.

[Man On TV] Get

that camera ready!

[Jeremy] He tries to

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