The Nursery Page #2

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(door creaking)

(indistinct haunting whispers)

(door shuts)

(white noise machine crackling)

(text message dings)

(suspenseful music)

(phone beeping)

[Cali] Sorry about that.

J is such an a**hole.

What the hell was that?

[Cali] I said sorry.

That picture, what was

that picture suppose to be?

[Cali] What picture?

That picture you just sent me.

[Cali] What picture?

That sick picture.

[Cali] I have zero idea

what you're talking about.

(scoffs) I can't

believe you'd do this.

[Cali] Sweetie, I

didn't send you anything.

This isn't funny.

[Cali] You sound really

freaked, should I come over?

No.

[Cali] (scoffs)

I think I should.

No!

[Cali] I'm going to.

[Ranae] Don't.

(phone beeps)

(baby crying)

(heavy sighing)

(crickets chirping)

(phone ringing)

(suspenseful music)

(dramatic music)

(soft music)

(ominous music)

(loud knocking)

Jesus.

(suspenseful music)

[Group Of Friends] Surprise!

(fingers tapping)

There's no beer in here!

What he say?

I have no idea.

[Jeremy] I said there's

no beer in the fridge.

Stop yelling, Jeremy.

The baby's sleeping.

[Jeremy] Relax.

The baby's room's

like six miles away.

This place is f***ing huge.

[Ranae] Well, if

you wake him up,

you can get him back to sleep.

Oh, sorry, I don't

take care of kids.

I just make 'em.

Get off.

Yeah, you're a real man, J.

Now, tell us about the

time the cop made you cry.

(laughing)

Hey, I wasn't f***ing crying.

That dick used pepper spray.

(laughing)

Besides, if a baby

wakes up crying

you just let it cry

itself back to sleep.

Everybody knows that.

Yeah, illegitimate

father of the year.

That's my man.

Honestly, guys, I

love you for coming over,

but you shouldn't be here.

If the Belascos come

home, they'll freak out.

What do they care?

(scoffs) They're

nervous types, believe me.

Hmm. Gracey will charm 'em.

Or at least the dad.

Wouldn't be the

first dad I've charmed.

(laughs) Slut.

You love it.

[Ranae] Guys.

Honey, you were so

scared on the phone.

I don't think you

should be here alone.

I was freaked out

because of that stupid

picture you sent me.

[Cali] I didn't

send you anything.

I saw what I saw.

It came from you.

Who else would send

something from your phone?

F*** you guys.

No, nobody had my phone.

I had it on me the whole night.

[Grace] What was it?

[Jeremy] Dick shot?

[Cali] Shut up.

[Jeremy] Lighten the f*** up.

[Ranae] It was just a

stupid, nasty picture.

I didn't send it.

Then who did?

Someone with a

sick sense of humor.

How would I even

get her phone?

I was playing hockey with

my brother the whole time.

Yeah, glamorous Saturday night

with the video game goontards.

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