The New Yoda Chronicles: Escape from the Jedi Temple Page #4

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a valuable lesson that day.

Sometimes the best way

to help a young jedi

Is to stay out of the way.

Yes. Quick, rush to luke.

Tell him of the holocrons now.

Yes, master.

Ghost obi-wan away.

It's only a matter of time now.

Ugh. Can't you fly this thing

any better?

Hey, I'm not the one

who got us into this mess.

Your boyfriend did.

He's not my boyfriend,

you jerk.

[groaning]

Oh, man. I tried to be a hero

and I blew it.

There, there, master luke.

You'll always be a hero to me.

And r2.

I thought this jedi stuff

would be easy,

But it's really hard.

I wish ben was here.

[blows nose]

He'd know what to do.

[sighs]

Ghost obi-wan:

Luke. Trust your feelings.

Ben? Is that you?

Ghost obi-wan:

You need more training.

I have news

that will help you become

The greatest jedi of all time.

Ah! A ghost!

Luke, no. No, no.

Listen to me.

The jedi holo--

Don't touch me.

Get away.

[alarm blaring]

Nice going, kid.

That was

the hyperdrive control.

You can't get rid of me

that easily.

[grunting]

Tell me about it.

I don't know where we're gonna

come out of hyperspace.

Well, I do! We'll be heading

right into a planet.

I'm sorry, luke.

I was only trying to help.

I guess I just don't know

when to stop.

Well, next time,

scare somebody else.

Scare somebody else.

Know when to stop.

Both:
That's it.

Han:
We're coming out in three,

Two...

I hope this button

makes us stop.

[all yelling]

[brakes screech]

Are you trying to kill us?

Not us. Look.

Huh?

Vader:

Holy mos eisley. Reverse!

Hello, darth.

A g-g-ghost!

[vader yelling]

[grunts]

Jar jar:

Ani.

It's meesa. Jar jar.

My name is dar--

Jar jar:

These are my kids-a.

Jo jo, jay jay, and jee jee.

Meetsa your uncle ani.

[all clamouring]

This day is not

going in my diary.

Ha, ha, ha.

You did it, kid.

No. I got lucky.

That won't be enough

to defeat vader next time.

I'm gonna need

a whole lot of help.

Humble luke is now.

Guidance he will accept.

Ready for the holocrons he is.

How can you be sure?

Told me themselves they have.

Call to him, they will.

And hear their call he will.

Holocrons?

Yoda:

For strong in him, the force is.

But others strong

with the force there are.

The holocrons.

Yoda:

But the question there is.

Who will get to

the holocrons first?

Jawa:

Utinni.

Utinni!

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