
The New Yoda Chronicles: Escape from the Jedi Temple
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Narrator [reading]:
[upbeat music playing]
all:
Go, chewy. Go, chewy.This is most frightful.
I really don't think
we should be celebrating
Quite so vociferously.
And so prematurely.
Threepio, stop worrying.
We won.
Yeah, relax, goldiepants.
Vader's nowhere within
[record scratches]
Okay, I saw that.
And I can take care
of those pests.
This'll be no biggie.
Yes, biggie.
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I don't think
they can hear you, sir.
[growls]
Unless you've got
a radio transmitter
Inside your head thing,
I mean, super cool.
You're just so c-cool.
[yells]
Any bright ideas, genius?
As a matter of fact,
your worship...
No, we're cooked.
I have an idea.
Pulling the stick this way
makes it go backward, right?
Look, if you think we can
back out of this--
So this makes it go forward.
All:
Are you crazy?
Is he crazy?
After them.
[all groaning]
[yelling]
[engine sputtering]
Vader:
Ah, we lost them.
And you dented my head thing.
Han:
Well, I gotta hand it to you, kid.
It was a risky move,
but it worked like a charm.
You know, han,
Jedi can do some
pretty amazing things.
And now, if you'll allow me,
I'll quietly take us
into hyperspace.
[pop music playing]
Han:
Wrong button.
Admiral piett:
Funkadelic starship at nine o'clock.
Prepare my fighter ship.
So, what was that
about the jedi again?
Nothing.
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Vader:
You've escaped me for the last time.
Pilot:
I don't think they can hear you, sir.
Everybody, stop saying that.
Reckless,
young skywalker's move was.
Not ready to be
a jedi yet, he is.
I'm talking
to myself again, I am.
Obi-wan:
Master yoda. Are you here?
Obi-wan kenobi.
You, can it be?
Obi-wan:
And some not so great news.
Did you see the part
where I came to luke
As just a voice,
and I was all like,
"use the force, luke,"
And that's how he blew up
the death star?
Did you see it?
Yes. Thrilling it was.
So saw it again, I did.
But need more training,
luke does.
Unearth the holocrons,
we must now.
Teach luke the way
of the jedi, they will.
And to think we almost
didn't have them at all.
Remember our last mission?
Yes, remember it well.
I do.
I'll remind you anyway
because it was so exciting.
The empire had just risen.
which was bad,
But he didn't know
he had two children now,
Which was good.
So we had to hide luke and leia
before we went into hiding.
It is done.
The boy is on tatooine,
Far from any other
living creature.
Can I help you?
[shrieks]
[chuckles]
They were easily startled.
I'm glad luke is safe.
My wife and I have little leia.
And into exile on dagobah,
I have gone.
Then we have done all we can.
Until we meet again,
my friends, we--
Wait.
Aved the holocrons
From the jedi temple
you did, right?
Me? You said
were going to do it.
Didn't, no I.
You to do it I told.
Why hard so to understand me
find it you?
The holo-what-nows?
The holocrons.
The sacred crystals
that hold all of jedi history.
We'll need to get those
out of the temple
If we're ever to train luke.
Bad this is.
Meet at the rendezvous point
on kashyyk we must at once.
I'll get there as soon as I can.
Even sooner I think.
Agh. They're back,
And in greater numbers.
Obi-wan:
Hey, stop. Jedi emergency.
[dramatic music playing]
So?
Do you like my new theme song?
Marvellous.
Boo. Boo.
You'll pay for your treachery.
But on my planet,
booing is cheering.
See? Boo. Boo.
Emperor:
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