The New Monsters Page #5

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You know I like you

If you liked me like I like you...

Go to hell

Ah, because I don't like you

You decide. Do I like him or does he like me?

You should both eat sh*t

- The clients are waiting...

- We add the sauce...

Put it on better, damnit...

- And?

- What's going on?

You're going like that?

Here it is!

At last! I'm as hungry as a wolf!

It's exquisite!

I like it without cheese

- Without cheese

- Well, I think I'll come back

- It's expensive, but worth it

- What is this?

It must be a secret of the cooks

- A delicacy

- Exquisite

- There's no more restaurants like this

- They even add grapes

What will the second course be?

We have brazed octopus,

intestine stew,

pork stuffing, fried sausage...

A fly. How could it have gotten in?

And spinach ravioli with cream sauce

We have everything, if we

don't have it, we'll make it

FIRST AID:

Come here dear

Forgive me for not staying but

I promised my mother I'd go...

to Princess Altopratti's

thing on the Lefebvre schism

I don't even know where the

house is, I've never been there

The only signpost my

mother gave me is a monument

Isn't it late?

I don't know, if they don't

let you go in talk to the owner

I'll be waiting

- Goodbye

- Goodbye!

See you soon

Thailand St.

Indonesia St.

Burma St.

On the corner of New Zealand

Oceania St.

How strange, I go round the

world but always end up here

Here's the signpost, at least

There's a man there, I should ask him

Good evening kind sir.

Could you do me a favor?

Do you know Cambodia St.?

I need to get there for

Princess Altopratti's thing

They told me it was behind

Mussolini's monument, I think

- My mother told me

- Oh!

But you're badly wounded kind sir!

What happened? A bomb?

Some thieves attacked me. Help me

You ask me for help, kind sir

What can I do for you? I don't know

I don't even have one of

those little first aid kits

It's in the Land Rover, I

take it when I go on safari

It's always useful if your ass gets gored

With a buffalo it's not so bad, but a rhino...

with a rhinoceros, you're screwed

Get me out of here!

Where to? I have a family reuinion

I'm talking about my parents, I can't take you

- To the hospital

- The hospital?

With pleasure, but I

don't know any hospitals...

I only know a private clinic in Geneva

I go once in a while to rest

You want a ride? I see

you've gotten comfortable

I didn't expect this, I've

never given a ride before

Tell me where I should go, because I...

am lost here. This shoe is yours, I suppose

Take me to the hospital, straight through here

Now I see, it must be the one near the Tiber

Let's try to hurry...

because I need to go back for

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