The New Monsters Page #4

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Did he see you? Were your faces bare?

Who shot him?

They shot at me.

When don't they!

THE RESTAURANT!

The bill please!

So we have two servings of pasta, one of soup,

two servings of cake, bread,

half a bottle of wine...

- Goodnight!

- Goodnight architect

- Do you have a place for eight?

- For you, always. We'll put these together

I come all the time, it's quaint but genuine

You'll soon see. I tasted

flavors I forgot even existed

- There's no places like this anymore

- It's marvellous, I like it

I came with my friend Indro Montanelli

the last time he was in Rome

- With Indro?

- He'll write an article

He writes what he wants with that pen

I'll go to New York next week for two days

- Do you like my dog?

- I have a headache...

I'll take your order architect.

What can we get you?

Pork soup for everyone to start with

Eight soups!

- And the house wine!

- How's the soup?

A quite sophisticated broth, yet delicate

Why don't you go to hell? Go to hell!

Cretin, if...

if your mother wasn't dead...

Why don't you go to hell

- You'll like this octopus

- Don't play with the food

And you keep insisting!

What did I do to you to treat me this way?

You'll see

But it will be possible

You were offended by that? Go to hell

You want a war? You'll get it

Idiot. You're an idiot

You're a cretin

You'll soon see, you son of a b*tch!

Cretin!

You'll see cretin. Come here

- What are you doing?

- Here you go.

I'll teach you to bother me

Understand? Stop bothering me

Oh, my foot!

- What's happening?

- I don't know

They mortar. They prepare spice like my mother

I'll strangle you!

You need exercise!

I'll kill you once and for all!

Go to hell

I'll kill you this time

I'll shove this up your ass

I'll shove this in your mouth

until it comes out your ass

I'm not a f*ggot, go to hell

Peace?

Peace

The turkey. They're killing

the turkey right there

They make everything fresh

Do you wanna go on or not?

You give up? You give up, huh?

Alright, now get under the faucet

Get under the faucet so I can clean you

I'll teach you not to bother me

You don't have the balls,

I can beat ten like you

I can't see! I tell you, I can't see!

It's true, I can't see

- Dry off with this

- Thanks

What did you give me bastard, ripe? Go to hell!

You're starting this again?

Eat sh*t!

Idiot!

Eat sh*t!

Cretin!

Look what you did

At least put your wig back on

Where is my wig?

- Where is it?

- It must be with the octopus.

- Damn.

- Where is the octopus?

What did you order?

Eight pork soups

This is disgusting!

Give me the plate

What is this?

It's all dirty. You really are bad

- I'm bad

- Yes

- You're bad

- No, you're the one that doesn't like me

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