The Mudge Boy Page #5

DRINK, DRINK,

DRINK, DRINK, DRINK...

[CHEERING AND HOWLING]

PUMPKIN!

[LAUGHING]

DANDELION WINE.

HOW YOU FEEL,

BUDDY?

HOW YOU FEELING?

HOW YOU FEELING?

TINGLY.

[LAUGHING]

TINGLY, HUH?

HEY, DUNCAN.

DO HER:

AGAIN, MAN. YEAH, DO IT.

COME ON.

NAW, I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT.

COME ON, DO IT.

DO IT...DO IT.

[LAUGHING]

COME ON,

MAN, DO IT.

TOOK AN AWFUL SPILL

OFF MY BIKE TODAY.

I NEED YOU TO FIX THOSE TIRES,

EDGAR. THEY'RE AWFUL WOBBLY.

HEY. HELLO.

WHO IS THAT GUY?

LEAVE HIM ALONE.

HE'S A FREAK.

FREAK!

HOLD ON...

TO DUNCAN.

TO:

DRUNKEN MUDGE.

TO THE CHICKEN BOY.

CHICKEN BOY!

CHICKEN BOY, HA-HA.

HEY.

UH-UH. COME ON.

TO THE CHICKEN BOY.

CHICKEN BOY!

MOO.

F*** OFF. AHH! OH, JEEZ.

PERRY, STOP IT.

SH*T!

[ CLAMOURING 1

HURRY, DO

SOMETHING. THAT'S ENOUGH!

DON'T TALK LIKE THAT TO

A LADY, YOU F***ING F*GGOT.

PERRY.

PERRY! YOU F***ING

KICKED HIS ASS.

YOU BEAT THE SH*T OUT OF HIM.

MOTHERF***ER!

TEACH THAT BOY SOME MANNERS.

YOU SEE THAT, SCOTTY?

F***, YEAH,

I SAW IT.

YOU'RE INSANE, PERALDO.

I'M COLD.

BRENT,

TAKE ME HOME.

IT'S TIME TO HOOK UP

OR PASS OUT.

GUESS WHICH ONE:

YOU'RE DOING.

COME ON, BRENT.

I'M GETTING

ALL BITTEN UP.

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO

WAIT TILL I SOBER UP.

I ALREADY F***ED UP

ONE TRUCK LIKE THAT.

ARE YOU:

KIDDING ME?

PERRY, MAKE HIM

TAKE ME HOME.

I'M FREEZING.

PERRY, I'M

TALKING TO YOU.

COME HERE, BABY.

I'LL WARM YOU UP.

GET OVER HERE.

APRIL!

GET OFF OF ME.

[WRETCHING 1

[SPITTING 1

YOU LIKE THAT?

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

YOU'RE TAKING FOREVER.

NOTHING.

KEEP DOING IT.

APRIL?

LET'S GO.

WE'RE LEAVING.

I GOT TO GO.

YOU'RE

KIDDING ME. NO. SORRY.

APRIL, COME ON. I GOT US A RIDE.

YOU'RE A

F***ING B*TCH.

F*** YOU.

HA, PERVERT.

F***ING TEASE.

YOU'RE IN THE SHITHOUSE

WITH ME, MAN.

NO, NO, I'M SORRY, PERRY.

I DIDN'T, I DIDN'T MEAN TO.

FORGET IT.

I'M, I'M SORRY, PERRY.

I KNOW SOMETHING WE COULD DO.

HURRY THE F***...

DUNCAN:

WAS WATCHING.

SHUT UP. I'M TIRED.

THEY'RE GOING TO F***ING LEAVE.

[DUNCAN]:
MY DAD PU ALL HER STUFF OUT HERE.

[ PERRY]:
WHY?

HE WANTS TO FORGET HER, I GUESS.

SHE SURE HAD:

A LOT OF SH*T.

YEAH.

HEY, THANKS, PERRY.

FOR WHAT?

BEING NICE.

MY KNUCKLE IS BLEEDING.

YOU SEE ME HIT THAT GUY?

THE F***ER

CUT ME.

HERE, FIX

YOUR HAIRDO.

PEW, OH, IT STINKS.

MY MOM COULD:

PLAY THAT.

YEE-HAW!

SHH! MY DAD.

HA-HA, OH, OOPS.

CHECK THIS OUT.

TRY IT ON.

MM-MM. WHAT ELSE IS THERE?

COME ON.

IT'S FUNNY.

UH, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO.

JUST TRY IT ON.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GE OUT OF HERE IF YOU DON' WANT TO HAVE ANY FUN.

WELL, YOU DON' THINK IT'S WEIRD?

UH-UH.

IT'S JUST THE TWO OF US.

WHO CARES?

YOU REALLY WANT ME TO?

I DON'T WANT YOU TO. I JUS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY.

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