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Synopsis: A reporter, trying to lose himself in the romance of war after his marriage fails, gets more than he bargains for when he meets a special forces agent who reveals the existence of a secret, psychic military unit whose goal is to end war as we know it. The founder of the unit has gone missing and the trail leads to another psychic soldier who has distorted the mission to serve his own ends.
Genre: Comedy, War
Director(s): Grant Heslov
Production: Overture Films
  1 win & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.2
Metacritic:
54
Rotten Tomatoes:
51%
R
Year:
2009
94 min
$32,400,000
Website
234 Views


Looking for a contract?

- I guess.

- What's your pitch?

Well... we're real cheap.

- Bob Wilton.

- Skip.

- Do you mind if I...?

- No.

- So you're from Arkansas?

- No.

- Been here long?

- No.

Be careful what you wish for.

I wanted to prove myself.

And for my sins...

Faith taught me a lesson.

Lyn Cassady?

Lyn Cassady.

For me, after Bill he was the

most gifted psych I've ever met.

Do you know a Gus Lacey?

Skip?

Hello?

Lyn?

I've your hat.

Skip?

- You work for Hooper?

- Hooper? No.

I work for the Ann

Arbor Daily Telegram.

How do you know about Lacey?

I interviewed him a few months ago

for my paper.

Prick.

Follow me.

Let me ask you something.

What color were the chairs

in the hotel bar?

You were in there for hours.

What color were the chairs?

- Green.

- Beige.

How many lights are there

in this room?

A Super Soldier wouldn't have to look.

He would just know.

- A Super Soldier?

- A Jedi Warrior.

He would know

where all the lights were.

He could walk through a room

and he could tell you...

...how many power outlets

there were.

People are walking around

with their eyes closed.

At Level One, we were trained to

instantly absorb all details.

- What's, uh, what's a Jedi Warrior?

- You're looking at one.

- You're a Jedi Warrior?

- That's correct.

I don't...

I don't know what that means.

I'm Sergeant First Class Lyn Cassady,

Special Forces, retired.

In the eighties,

I was trained at Fort Bragg

...under a secret initiative

codenamed "Project Jedi. "

The objective of the project

was to create Super Soldiers.

Soldiers with super powers.

We were the first generation

of the New Earth Army.

- Youve got super powers?

- That's correct.

Wait a minute.

What you saying is that you...

...were a Psychic Spy, like Lacey?

We prefer the term "Remote Viewer. "

- How does that work?

- Well, every Jedi had different techniques.

Mel Landau used to visualize packing

all his troubles into a little suitcase,

...to clear his mind.

Steve Cuttle recite Bible verse

which was...

What about you?

I find... I find drinking helps.

And...

And if I'm listening to

classic rock...

- Oh, yeah? Like who?

- I like Boston. Boston usually works.

What other powers did you practice?

Invisibility.

- Invisibility?

- Yeah. That was Level Three.

- Like... actual invisibility?

- Well, yeah, that was the goal.

Eventually, we adapted it to just

finding a way of not being seen.

But once you understand,

the linkage between observation

and reality,

...then you begin to

dance with invisibility.

Like camouflage?

No. It's not like camouflage.

We also practiced Phasing.

Crossing from particle to wave,

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Peter Straughan

Peter Straughan (born 1968) is a playwright and author, based in the north-east of England. He was writer-in-residence at Newcastle's Live Theatre Company. Whilst there, Live staged his plays, Bones and Noir. Both of these plays have displayed Straughan's talent for writing dark, twisted and witty stories. His first ambition was to be a professional musician and he achieved this while playing bass guitar with Newcastle-based band "The Honest Johns". He spent four years touring and recording with the band through the late 1980s and into the early 1990s before leaving to take up full-time education at Newcastle University. While Peter was a student he was also a member of the band Cactusman. Peter wrote the song "Killer", which appeared on the CD album North of London, a collection of music by North East bands released through Newcastle Arts. Straughan co-wrote the 2006 feature film, Mrs Ratcliffe's Revolution and adapted Toby Young's memoir How to Lose Friends & Alienate People. He is the writer of the 2009 film, The Men Who Stare at Goats, and co-writer of the 2011 film Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, for which he was nominated for the Academy Award for Adapted Screenplay, a screenplay he wrote in collaboration with his late wife Bridget O'Connor. O'Connor died of cancer, aged 49, in 2010, before the film was released. They were awarded a BAFTA for Best Adapted Screenplay. more…

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